Dippin Depends

To have sexual relations with an elderly person.

"Yo man, where is John at?"
"I have no idea, that horny bastard is probably dippin depends" - GA

Guy asks his buddy, looking at an old lady."Hey, what do you think, dippin depends?"
Buddy says. "man, your low"-GA

dependent verification audit

A hypocritical corporate phishing /data mining scheme, that demands an employee surrender personally identifiable information to third parties, while at the same time demanding security for the companies own proprietary data. It is sold as product to corporations by data mining companies as a way save money, at the expensive of causing disgruntled employees through potential identity fraud.

Damn, I just got nasty-gram from a dependent verification audit firm demanding my families information. Fucking hypocrites, I would feel safer shopping at Target.

Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence

An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.

Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."

Face-Dependent

Someone whose face is the only most 'attractive' part of her/his body, people love facedependent-people because of their 'face', not because of their 'body'. Their body is usually ugly as fuck.

e.g Justin Bieber, Miranda Kerr, Ariana Grande, Demi Lovato, Zayn Malik.

Jack : miranda kerr is face-dependent for fucksake

Chris: i know right, her body is awkward but her face is flawless.