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Aka She who must be obeyed, The all knowing, all seeing inifinitesimal being. Rule 1) This is the person who sets the rules. Rule 2) Beware she will try to make you think that you have a say, that your opinion matters, that you are being consulted to make a collective decision. Don’t be fooled!! Rule 3) There are only 3 types of outcome: informed dictatorship (madam dictator tells you directly what is going to happen), voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do and by some miracle you manage to get the answer right so now she will present this as a voluntary option) and informed voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do, you get the answer wrong so now you are giving the correct answer and therefore while informed, you have also been consulted).
Rule 4) under no circumstances must you make it known that you are aware of the dictatorship. You must participate fully to each type of decision making process
Rule 5) once you are informed of which of the 3 types of dictatorship today is, the correct answer is thank you
Failure to follow any of these rules will result in an entirely miserable And unhappy existence with any and all privileges revoked.
Following these 5 simple rules and giving madam dictator multiple kisses a day will ensure that you live a long, happy and prosperous life in the dictatorship
Good morning Madam Dictator. What is today’s instruction please?
A ruthless ruler who seeks the finest literary practices with the use of a holy relic called "The Dictionary".
I'm so tired of college please leave me alone. DICTIONARY DICTATOR
Possessing extreme or alarming amounts of verve, energy, and willpower. Individuals with dictator energy often appear strung-out, overly-energetic, and have extreme goals which they pursue with inappropriate zeal. Victims of dictator energy are often ordered around, or worse, falling into the deadly orbit of someone who can't give up on their insane goals.
Yo, she's extreme, dude, she has dictator energy.
Socks or shoes, used to dictate your dogs (toes)
"Where did Felix put my dog dictators?"
"In your sock drawer"
Person 1: “well you see he wasn’t actually evil so he was a half dictator”
Person 2: “you’re fucking retarded”
A person who has gained privileges in exchange for their natural liberties.
Mary became a dictator's wife for the lavish lifestyle, but now she can't speak freely or be executed.
People, mostly company employers, that block/dictate pointless stuff on your computer (such as software updates) just for the sake of blocking that makes work computers almost unusable. Examples are blocking Task Manager or the dinosaur game when you're offline on a web browser.
I am really tired of the e-dictators in charge of my work. They force software updates and block manual updates.