DILDOS

Acronym for Dads In Legal Dispute Over Separation.

Guy: Man, my wife's takin my house, half my shit and leavin' me... She's takin lil Jimmy with her too.

Guy 2: Don't worry man, DILDOS is here for you anyitme.

Guy: Thanks, I don'y know what I'd have done without DILDOS.

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dildoing

1) The act of using a dildo on someone.....or something.
2) Word added to dictionary to settle the age old question, "Is using a dildo on someone different than fucking someone." and the answer is of course yes, it is different

"The girl had to resort to dildoing because she did not have a penis to fuck somebody with."

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Dildo

something that will eventually lead to the extinction of man.

Woman 1: "My man has not been in the mood for sex lately :("

Woman 2: "Screw him! Get a dildo and dump the bastard!"

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Dildo

acording to a certain person, a dildo is a shade of green

Person 1: "Do you know what a dildo is?"
Certain Person: "Oh, is it a shade of green?"
Person 1: ROFL!

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Dildo

Mans worst enemy

shes got a dildo... Doesn't say much for me

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Dildo

1) A fake, rubber penis used by women to mastribate.
2) A slang term for penis.
3) A stupid person.

1) She used a dildo during mastribation.
2) His dildo is seven inches long.
3) Krysti is such a dildo!

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Dildos

When something is bothersome, lame, or just simply sucks.
Made famous by the character Skwisgaar Skwigelf from the show Metalocalypse.

person 1:"Busy work sucks."
person 2:"I know, this is dildos."

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