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When you eat while on the toilet, also a method to lose weight.
When I'm in a rush, I use the direct-deposit method to save time, and lose weight.
5 british boys - sorry niall, 4 brit boys and one irish boy - who are very hot and talented. they are currently on an 18 month hiatus except the problem is it’s been 5 years. they are the only boys who can be so hot and fucking adorable at the same time and that combined with their accents makes me pregnant, im sure many other fans will agree
wow, one direction are so beautiful
one direction: if you looked this up then you know what i mean
Similar to a "wet willie", but uses the tongue to directly apply saliva to the victim's ear.
Tom shattered Jessica's trust in him when he leaned in close with an air of intimacy, only to violate her with a direct willie.
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Using the wrong compass point when giving directions; when you say south when you really meant north.
Take a left on mainstreet and head north, i mean south, aww fuck it. google map it for christ sake! No im not taking meds for directional dislexia.
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A feature on Instagram able to send a picture or message to up to 20 people at once.
Send me a Direct Message saying what you feel about me!
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A gay boy band from the fuckin UK who sing about shoving their tiny dicks into 12 year old girl's bloody vaginas.
One Erection: You've got that... one thing. (VAGINA) I need that.. one thing (VAGINA.).
Little Girl: I HAVE THAT ONE THING. I NEED MOAR.
One Direction: I like to... eat UR LITTLE PENISES.
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