direct action

A form of political activism in which participants act directly, ignoring established political procedures. It may take the form of strikes, workplace occupations, sabotage, sit-ins, squatting, revolutionary/guerrilla warfare, demonstrations, vandalism, or graffiti.

Direct action is another term for domestic terrorism.

Slovak direct

A euphemism for when you finally climb an extremely challenging sexual conquest.

"How'd it go last night?"
"After 8 years of advances and countless hours of strenuous training, I finally scaled Janet, despite serious avalanche risk."
"Wow, sounds like it was really a Slovak direct.

Direct-deposit

When you eat while on the toilet, also a method to lose weight.

When I'm in a rush, I use the direct-deposit method to save time, and lose weight.

Directional Dislexia

Using the wrong compass point when giving directions; when you say south when you really meant north.

Take a left on mainstreet and head north, i mean south, aww fuck it. google map it for christ sake! No im not taking meds for directional dislexia.

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direct willie

Similar to a "wet willie", but uses the tongue to directly apply saliva to the victim's ear.

Tom shattered Jessica's trust in him when he leaned in close with an air of intimacy, only to violate her with a direct willie.

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direct message

A feature on Instagram able to send a picture or message to up to 20 people at once.

Send me a Direct Message saying what you feel about me!

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one direction

A gay boy band from the fuckin UK who sing about shoving their tiny dicks into 12 year old girl's bloody vaginas.

One Erection: You've got that... one thing. (VAGINA) I need that.. one thing (VAGINA.).
Little Girl: I HAVE THAT ONE THING. I NEED MOAR.
One Direction: I like to... eat UR LITTLE PENISES.

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