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The Dollar Tree is a rare tree found in
* Bill Gates' backyard
* The White House
* Kentucky
* Sims 2
It will grow you FREE money. On occasion, it will grow crappy merchendise such as plastic food. The seeds will be found in certain parts of Ireland. How do you think leprichauns get so many pots of gold? Yeah... Dollar Trees.
The Dollar Tree grows only in the warm climate of Kentucky or special patches which have been discovered by special people like Bill Gates. It is required to be watered five times a week and must be feed with a mixture of ground credit cards and crumbled checks. Mix it in with ground diamond powder. Wash, rince, repeat. After about a month, the tree will be fully grown. When harvested, the money you make will be $1,000,000. After a few years, you will be as rich as Bill Gates and possibly even have 99.9999999999999% of all the money in the world! Bad seasons will replace all of the money with crappy toys and stuff. There is a legend of a company who likes to steal the stuff and sell it in retail stores all over the USA! But there has been no evidence of this. and did you know... that dollar trees are incredibly well known in us
Fun Facts
* This is where money gets the green color
* Special edition Dollar Trees will give you gold!
* Slightly less special trees will give you silver.
* the doller tree is related to cotton, and jeans.
“And they say money doesn't grow on trees...”
~ Oscar Wilde on The Dollar Tree
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Just before ejaculating during sex, the man pulls out a dollar bill (any value), pulls out, and cums all over it, as much as possible --cover that shit-- and then starts to wipe it on their partner's face and other areas if necessary.
Dude, I wet dollar'd Jeff's boyfriend last night.
I got it in! But, she told me to wet dollar her first.
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Money recived from your father that has not been earned by work.
Similar to Momma Money
Dad can i have some money i dont want to get a job. Pleese?
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The peanuts that Walmart employees work for. Much like the income earned from most other jobs however much of it just finds its way back into the stores cash registers.
I got my check from the store last week. After groceries and that oil change they might as well have paid me in wally dollars.
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Crude joke or prank.
1) Pull out some dollar bills (any denomination) from your wallet.
2) Stick them one by one in your pants and rub your genitalia with it. (preferably after you have been doing some extraneous activity that causes the area to sweat)
3) go to a gas station to purchase an item with the "cock dollars"
4) After your purchase and the exchange of your "cock dollars", you have the satisfaction that the clerk has "your nut sack juices" in his/her hands.
We used slightly moist cock dollars to purchase the munchies for us and the gas for the pinto-mobile.
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A form of currency. A payment of 1 ass dollar constitutes the debt collector taking 1 thrust in and out of the paying party's anus.
"Did you hear the ass dollar is up against the pound. Now would be a good time to pay your debts with the minimum of tearage."
"I have the money right here, please don't hurt me!"
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A currency controlled by an attractive Waterlooper.
I'll give you three otter dollars for that coat!
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