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1) The money shot of self-ruination.
2) A mixture of stroked Guvner's juice and chilled soda.
1) Jeffrey brought his coworker Ashley home during their lunch hour, but finished with an Elliot Spitzer and a nap. His wife Sally came home and gave him only enough time to grab his shaving kit and box of porn.
2) Seacrest tallied up the votes, and declared Elliot Spitzer delicious!
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lead singer from def leppard, had a pretty sweet haircut in the eighties, i think he had a battle with jon bon jovi and won.
my name is joe elliot, singing is my friend
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Genshin characters voice actor that is a p3do
Pushing your girlfriend off a 3 story building
*on a call*
sam:yo bro guess what
edian:what
sam: I’m Pulling an Elliot right now, bouta be single
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one partner hot karls the other, then dips the first three fingers of each hand in the poo. The dirty fingered partner then wipes the fingers, starting directly under the nose, out and down, at a 45 degree angle from the nostril, stopping at the bottom lip,to create a poo mustache. volia, the sam elliot.
it was incredible, i had this freaky ho, lauren, and she was cool with the hot karl, but, surprise surprise she got the sam elliot. I loved, she...not so much.
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Elliot “ElliotExplicit” Gough is a British Youtuber, editor, production specialist, director, and actor.
Known for his work on Tomska, Tomska and Friends, his podcast “Good News”, his short films including ‘Hiccups’ and ‘Don’t Do It’, and his music, among other things.
“Have you seen ‘Hiccups’ by Elliot Gough? It’s a lovely short film.”
“Elliot is so cute. I want to put him in a basket!”
Person 1: “Would you say Elliot Gough is Chaotic Good or Chaotic Neutral?”
Person 2: “I’d say he’s Chaotic Chaotic.”
A gay person who is white and has foreskin and hair like mercedes and likes to dress in black clothing and uses finger boards at the skatepark(scooter fag)
There is that scooter fag again(Elliot Chapman)