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The act of suffocating one's self with a waist belt in such a way so as to guarantee the complete lack of sexual arousal.
Stephen Colbert's Vasca line of pharmaceuticals, from Prescott Pharmaceuticals, is proud to introduce the Vasca Band. A belt that you place around your neck that constricts your esophagus to prevent finishing your entree and crushes your trachea so you can't order dessert.
Side effects of Vasca Band include: stoppedness of breath, facial bluing and auto-not-at-all-erotic asphyxiation.
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When your Tinder date doesn't show up, and you take matters into your own hands.
When Zack realized that she wasn't showing up, he resigned himself to a bit of auto-erotic Netflix and chill.
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Someone who is not homo, not erotic, and not undead. Like how "bad" means good.
Dude, that straight zombie that doesn't turn me on is totally homo erotic undead.
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A disorder where the victim suffers mild to acute cases of inattention and distractability when faced with a homo-erotic situation.
Paul's Homo Erotic Attention Deficit (H.E.A.D.) has been acting up again. He can't do his homework and just stares at Eric.
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A movement among a group in the porn scene community where they voluntary decide to have an amputation to be attractive to other people in the community who have a fetish for it, and not because there is anything wrong with that body part.
Most of the amputees are women.
Have you heard of the voluntary erotic amputee movement?
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When you has reached the max level of boredom.... Congratulations for that?
Person: I searched golb erots seirogetac esworb yranoitciD nabrU in the Urban Dictionary
Person 2: You're so fucking bored
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ok your not bored this is a mental problem
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