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One who fails to attain or sustain a penile erection during sexual activity. A Floppy Dog is usually guilted into performing other sexual favours to make up for his lack of manhood.
Proceding the event, the Floppy Dog brags about being a stallion until the true word is spread (commonly by the poor girl that experienced the Floppy Dog).
Being under the influence cannot be used as an excuse for being a Floppy Dog.
Sven likes beer equally as much as sex with women. Unfortunatelly for Sven, he turns into a Floppy Dog after too much beer. Although one wonders if beer has anything to do with it at all..........
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A floppy bird is someone who says things and does nothing, a total flop!
Ibrahim is a floppy bird
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An abnormally large, loose, meaty, vagina that claps together when he/she runs.
crotch pussy cunt loose saggy bbw slut Floppy Cloppy Floppy Cloppy
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A giant limp dick swinging between the knees
Person one: jimmy has a giant dick.
Person two: yeah he has a big floppy whopper.big dick giant cock large penis
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Having a long enough penis that, when flacid, it flops around in your pants.
" yo did you see that guys floppy penis? It was almost down to his knee!"
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The act of blowing a man that is at least 5 times as old as the one giving the blowjob.
I hear that new 20 year old chick gave a floppy jallopy to some guy.
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Inability to achieve or maintain an erection due to excessive alcohol consumption; whiskey dick. (in reference to Foster's Lager.)
The bunch of us got fucking ripped at a bar last night, and after we went home, I tried to throw it into Nancy, but I couldn't. Foster's floppy.
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