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1) (verb) A legal term: 'to france' someone is when you poo in that person's garbage can. If one cannot poo at the time, rotten eggs, spoiled meat and moldy cheese works just as well. You may also feel free to substitute drawers, lockers, medical cabinets and potted plants for said garbage can.
2) (noun) A place often fought over by European powers throughout history... never associated with victory with the exception of other countries helping it.
3) (adjective) 'french' 'frenchman': to be 'french' involves essentially involves someone getting all their closest friends to join them in a fight against a rival group of friends, then quit when the going gets tough. First used during the latter part of the first world war.
1) Person 1: "Man, Milly's was so lame last night me and Jack franced every garbage can in the house before we left"
Person 2: "Dude, Milly's party is tomorrow"
Person 1: "Even so"
2) Napoleon: "We'll defeat Britain"
Continental Europe: "Shit we're on France's side"
shortly after World War Two broke out:
France: "Sacred-bleu, Je ne sais pas que je peux perdre si vite! but on bright side, that was the best evacuation of the military ever."
Britain: "Maggie! I'm on France's side. Hey US, wanna give a hand?"
US: "Nah we'd rather just sell weapons to everyone for a little while..."
Britain: "Whatever, I guess we'll just wait three or four years until Russia softens the Nazis up a bit"
US: "Too bad Russia's too poor to afford weapons..."
3) We don't hang out with Louis anymore 'cause we realized he was the french guy of the group
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A nation of spineless, intolerant and arrogant bigots. They speak a disgusting nasal language, they change their political views with the season and still subscribes to the archaic religion of Catholicism. They are famous for surrendering at the first sign of danger and are scared of change and cultural diversity. Ironically due to their incompetence and impotency, the muslim and African minorities are beginning to constitute an ever increasing proportion of their population. Look at their soccer team.
The French President is a synonym for hypocrite and his decisions are only motivated by the appeasement of others. First Chirac opposes the Iraq Invasion the Sarkozy Sanctions the Libya invasion.
Contrary to popular belief France is a terrible place to visit on holiday. Their women are not as hot as people claim and lack basic hygiene. Their weather sucks the people treat all English speakers with disdain even if you are neither British nor American. The countryside is not beautiful nor rugged, it consists almost entirely of over-cultivated farmland with a few villages. Their beaches are all overcrowded and their food is mediocre. Only suitable for homosexuals who enjoy looking at art and old buildings.
Gay friend: "Where should I go on holiday? I just want to drink wine, eat cheese and look at art all day."
Straight friend: "Go to France, never been to a gayer place in my life."
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Frances is epic and loveable. if you find a Frances make sure you let her know she's Beautiful because she definitely is!
Frances you're so beautiful!
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A name for a boy or girl but also the name of the best mum/mom in the world
Girl:Mum i love you
Mum:I love you
the mum was frances
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A Northern English, especially Lancashire term for being horrendously drunk and in too fragile an emotional state to carry on with a night out. This comes from the good old politically correct stereotype that whether it's war, football or music, the country France gives up on everything.
"I just had 10 pints of Stella, I'm going home, I'm absolutely franced"
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A country in Europe that seems kinda annoying. Helped us in the American Revolution, But then raided our ships in the 1810's. They gave us the Statue of Liberty in the 1880's (not sure what year). Got involved in WWI, but then a stalmate insured and it took US involvement to end it. Then in WWII, ignored the fact nearly all German attacks had come at them through Belgium, but put all there trust in a deffensive line guarding the German-French border. Beacuse of this little eroor, spent the next 4 years under German occupation until liberated by USA, Canada, UK, and free french forces. Then, in the 1960's became a socilaist paradise. Most old french people(70's and up) respect America, but many younger citizens to not.
Example of French Joke
Jim- I went to France this summer!
Steve- Buy anything?
Jim- Yes, a rifle labled "Never shot, dropped once"
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A country with over 2,000 years of history and culture and almost every entry is about George W. Bush.
Another reason why people who use Urban Dictionary shouldn't be allowed to breed or vote.
Buh buh France fuh buh buh Gearge Boosh blarg slarf dur.
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