Funeral Bang

When you are attending a funeral with your closest relatives and you whip your dick out and it turns into a pornhub-like scene of a family orgy taking place. It only ends when the deceased person has came.

I work at a funeral home and I witnessed a funeral bang last week. I was disgusted.

funeral ham

A ham saved in the freezer for when someone dies

"Eww we're having a funeral ham"

shoebox funeral

Burial of the victim of a fire, explosion, massive crash, which leaves so little remains that fit in a shoebox.

So little left of the victim he could have had a shoebox funeral.

greek funeral

When teabagging someone, and your balls cover each eye like the coins in an ancient greek funeral.

The night ended when my teabag turned into a greek funeral.

funeral hoe

That woman/girl who wears the tight short black dress and pink high heels at a funeral, looking like she trying to pick up a grieving family member.

Do you see that girl in that tight dress? She must be trying to get that grieving dick. She is such a funeral hoe.

Funeral Sandwich

a funeral sandwich is small triangular sandwiches that you would typically have at a funeral/wake. Most common phrase in Ireland

I’d love a funeral sandwich right now

Funeral jumper

Someone who has to be part of the tragedy when they weren't actually a part of anything involved emotionally nor a friend

Hey, so do you even remember Katelyn even knowing him? Nah, she's just here for the ceremony as a funeral jumper