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A cool girl she is bussin her fav cousin is sara
Suzie Gonzalez is cool
The most amazing person you will ever meet. The cutest, most adorable sweetest guy in the entire world. He cares about everyone so much, and is the most loving person ever. When you meet him you'll be like "Holy moly donut shop! I wanna marry this man RN!!" He's always making sure you know your worth. The second you meet him you'll immediately start simping. He'll give you so much love, and once you meet him, you will forever be content with life. :)
me: omg Elias Peter Gonzalez is just amazing
Everyone else: Ik, he's literally the best, I'm simping so hard.
The inverse of a traditional chose, a dick that is extraordinarily long but with a tiny diameter, resembling a long nerds rope.
"I heard that gayfer Alejandro has a Gonzalez Variety Chode, the unlucky bastard."
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when you are having sex with another and she or he screams "what are you doing to me!" in a scared tone.
When I hook up with a girl I give it to her until she has a pink gonzalez.
The best Shortstop, Catcher, and Pitcher on the planet
Who is Jose Gonzalez
Jose is the best baseball player to live