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A combination of loose hair and human cum found near the drain of a shower.
Jeff: I didn’t wash my nut down the drain and accidentally made a shower gremlin.
A small troll like animal that lives in a fat or obese man's gooch. Often known to feed on the sweat and hairs.
Dude,Earlier I found a gooch gremlin in my boxers,what should I do?
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"Don't turn on the light, don't turn on the light!" Any female who appears attractive at the end of the night, but whose true form is revealed by proper lighting.
Yeah so Gina, right. She was slammin' at the club, right. Then i brings her home and was takin' her to town, right. Then Tommy bursts in the room and turns on the light, right. He's all like, bro-man, that bitch is a lightswitch gremlin!
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One of the mythical creatures found in the Japanese movie Totoro.
Can also be used as a slang term referring to black people in general.
Man 1: Who got picked first in the NFL draft tonight?
Man 2: You haven't heard? It was Cam Newton.
Man 1: Ohhhhh! He's the King of the soot gremlins. Good for him.
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Someone that lives for the sesh. You will most likely encounter one of these people in a kitchen sniffing some ket off of their keys in the early hours of the morning after a proper naughty sesh.
"Harry is such a sesh gremlin. He lives for the sesh."
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Little, feisty creatures that love to sneak in your boxers at night then when you put them on in the morning they launch a full scale assault on your crotch.
Friend 1: Dude stop itching your nuts, what the hell's wrong with you?
Friend 2: Fool, obviously I'm dealing with crotch gremlins.
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A human being, or what may appear to be, travelling along the roadside in the early hours of the morning, after a particularly heavy night/gern out.
Guy1: Dude check out that pavement gremlin over there.
Guy2: Thats minging, he must have had a good night
Pavement Gremlin: snarl