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The alcohol-induced female facial deformation common to fraternity parties, concerts and other social gatherings.
Holy shit, did you see that bitch? Better cut her off NOW... she's already started to gremlinize!!
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A person who will cause trouble for sure
K: H is a gremlin
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Scarily deflated and empty tits
Beautiful woman but boy does she have some Gremlins in the closet
Analagous to their malevolent movie counterparts, the modern-day Gremlin is most often found on weekends in between the hours of 1800 and 0400. When in its passive form, the Gremlin is most often a well-intentioned and meaningful contributor to society. However, when provoked (usually by means of an ex-girlfriend or obnoxious fool at the bar), the Gremlin first becomes forlorn and introspective, then mischevious, and in some cases violent.
If you encounter a fully manifested Gremlin, you are advised to stay clear (especially when the Gremlin is in a doorway). If you feel the need to intervene, it has been said a trip to Burger King can passify the creature.
The Gremlin will return to its natural state by morning, usually feeling embarassed and apologetic.
"Ryan and Pat went so Gremlin last night. They painted Blaine's car!"
"If you don't call me back I am going to go Gremlin."
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Gremlins are a rare species of goblins. They start as fuzzy little creatures called Mogwais but they become disgusting and foul if they get the munchies after midnight. Gremlins come in very interesting and unique varieties of races. Some are green with yellow eyes, some are brown with wight fur, and some have red spines extended out on their backs.
Citrus: Hey, I fed my mogwai and now it’s a gremlin.
Jack: WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
Citrus: Um, he looks less wimpy and more cool?
Jack: But gremlins are foul creatures!
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the one friend who you need to feed constantly but not at midnight ( they will still beg for it DON'T give in).just give them what they want and they will be quite
you a gremlin
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