The act of tying a living child to a weight bench, and sitting on their face with a bare bottom while doing extensive weight workouts. A partner then starts shoving paintings up its ass and saves it for munting it when it suffocates.
Tim: “I got a kid in the back of my van, let’s go gurting!”
John: “Hell yeah let me grab my rope and bench, so we can later workout on it and shove paintings up it’s ass!”
Tim: “I can’t wait to munt them!”
When a person with a penis is done with anal intercourse, the receiver squeezes whatever shit got down the urethra into their mouth, resembling a Chocolate Go-Gurt.
James: How did anal with Jessie go last night?
Joshua: It was great, but she had a chocolate go-gurt when she was done.
The act of freezing a go-gurt then shoving it up the rectum to let it unthaw then proceeding to excrete it into someone’s mouth.
“I think she’s the one Josh, she hit me with the Iceland Gurt Squirt and I fell in love.”
When a girl removes the condom off your dick and drinks the semen.
Yo son when I finished nuttin she removed the condom and swallowed it like a Go-Gurt
A simple description for "stranger".
Oh Gurts are dangerous. Beware of the Oh Gurt.