When you get pumped so hard that your vagina turns into a ham sanwich.
‘I got absolutely ham sandwiched last night’
When you are receiving a mouth hug and the person giving the mouth hug vomit on your genitals.
Sally was giving John a BJ and all of sudden she stop. John asked Sally "why did you stop?" Then Sally does a Ohio ham sandwich on John's junk. Both of them let out a long, Eeeew.
When a female keeps a glock 45, nine millimeter, or any other small firearm in her vagina.
I pulled down her panties and found a hood ham sandwich. pussy
Using bbq sauce to eat ass… it’s a Texas thing. (NOTE: Don’t use with anal irritation or tears…it could burn.)
I was going down south the other day with Margery and got to thinkin’, this sure would taste better with a Texas ham sandwich.