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When you are so constipated that you have to lube up your fingers with your spit to retrieve your impacted cat turds so YOU don’t prolapse your asshole (death from inside)
Stanley's green asshole was so gangrene he finally decided to claw hand his impacted dookie out to save himself.
Fortitude in continuing to hold an extremely risky financial position. This fortitude may take the form of either refusing to sell a badly losing position (waiting for it to recover while risking even larger losses), or refusing to sell a highly profitable position (waiting for even greater gains while risking the loss of earlier gains).
I sold my bitcoins when they went from $250 to $2500, but my brother has diamond hands, he held his bitcoins until they hit $10k.
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When a grown man has freakishly small hands like a toddler.
Look he can barely hold a cup, his toddler hands are too small to hold the handle.
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To diamond hand a huge cryptopunk offer with aplomb.
Wow. Did you see them Richerd hand that cryptopunk offer?
In yaoi manga or anime where a guys hands are bigger than anything should ever be. Including, but not limited to, bigger than someone's head, someone's chest, someone's entire fucking body, etc. You get the point.
Just look up yaoi hands on google images, you'll see what I'm talking about. They're fucking huge.
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The placement of a girlfriend's hand on boyfriend's upper abs for a photograph. It allows the girlfriend to turn her body in towards the boyfriend resulting in better looking angles for her own body as well as subtly communicating to photo viewers that, "He's all mine. Step off".
"Oh wow, you totally have girlfriend hand in that photo. Are you guys getting serious?"
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When you knuckle-up and start swinging with the intention of beating a motherfucka down.
Keep running your mouth and I'm about to throw hands!
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