Rural Dictionary

han yolo

An individual that ruthlessly seeks profit and life experiences with disregard to conqequences and personal safety.

Friend 1: I've just broken the land speed record for no-helmet motorcycle riding, the prize was 2O g's.
Friend 2: Han Yolo over here.
Friends 1: Thanks Chewbraca.

by timski March 18, 2014

Han Fu - noun: Typically an asian adolescent who suffers from childhood obesity and still traumatised by the fact till today, an average Han Fu normally excels impressively in math, but somehow fails tremendously at everything else - predominantly in arts, language & athletics. However despite all the manifested negative quality of this person, his intelligence & appearances can automatically make you feel incredibly pleased with yourself, therefore he is naturally an ideal selection for a best friend, one could almost say he is a rare specimen, once you miss it, you could never wish the opportunity to return. In conclusion, love him like your father, and he will treat you like your mother.

Person A "Did you finish your math assignments?"
Person B "No, have you? We are ought to fail at life!"
Person A "Most definitely, of course, you have witnessed the fury of Mr Banana."
Person B "Tell me with your uppermost honesty, did you actually complete those work by yourself?"
Person A "Pssh, of course not, Han Fu did it for me!"

by Erection June 27, 2015

Han Lu

A degrading term used when a person fails a math test because they played too much computer games that week, or when a person is ranked in the 80th percentile after averaging 3 hours of combat arms a day.

Guy 1: Darn, I got a 69 on the Pre-Calc test.

Guy 2: You stayed up all night playing LoL...
Guy 1: Shut up.

Guy 2: Next Han Lu here

by David Hu October 14, 2011

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