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The war whine of little girls who have spent all their lives maintaining that they can play with the boys, but later learn that they can't.
If you don't get the promotion you want, just file a sexual harassment suit!
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The office politics term for a part of the human courtship behaviour. An act of flirtation usually on behalf of the receptive partner, a precursor to a consenting sexual relationship.
In my career (I am an office manager) I have had to deal with twelve cases of sexual harassment and have heard of many more from my peers - this definition is based on a 100% record.
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When an unattractive man tries to flirt with a female co-worker, it's deemed sexual harassment. However, when it's an attractive man, it's innocent flirting.
Bob from Accounting - I complimented Linda on her promotion yesterday. Now she's threatening to sue the pants off me for sexual harassment.
Stan from Marketing - I told Linda she would look lovely in a pearl necklace. Then I gave her one in the file room last night after she sucked my pipes dry.
Bob - But isn't that sexual harassment?
Stan - For you yes, because you're fugly. For me no, it's being fun.
Bob - D'oh!
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One of the many things a woman can use to control men.
Mary: Hey baby, Wanna go to my place after work and do it on the couch?
Joe: Yes!
Mary: Sexual harassment! He's trying to harass me! HELP!
Joe: WTF?!?!?
Police: Alright you perv your going to jail.
Tom: Hey foxy lady I want to sexually harass you up.
Susie: You disgusting perv! Hey thats sexual her ass ment!
Tom: hmmm....sexual her ass
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New verb of 2017, is when a zoo keeper threatens to shoot an animal in an enclosure.
The zoo keepers are harambe harassment that walrus!!!
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When you fart into someones ear when they are asleep.
John: *farts in jack's ear* hahaha
Jack: Hey baby, I told you not to blow in my ear..
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It's a charge when someone cannot stand up for themselves to they take you to court.
Day 1
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Guy: Hey baby
Girl: Uhm... Hi
Guy: You have a cute smile but yeah I hope I'll see you later
Girl: *smiles nervously* Okay... Bye
Day 2
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Guy: How's it goin?
Girl: I'm fine.
Guy: Lovin that body
Girl: haha ... thanks...
Day 6
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Guy: I HAVE TO GO TO COURT FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT
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