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The office politics term for a part of the human courtship behaviour. An act of flirtation usually on behalf of the receptive partner, a precursor to a consenting sexual relationship.
In my career (I am an office manager) I have had to deal with twelve cases of sexual harassment and have heard of many more from my peers - this definition is based on a 100% record.
When an unattractive man tries to flirt with a female co-worker, it's deemed sexual harassment. However, when it's an attractive man, it's innocent flirting.
Bob from Accounting - I complimented Linda on her promotion yesterday. Now she's threatening to sue the pants off me for sexual harassment.
Stan from Marketing - I told Linda she would look lovely in a pearl necklace. Then I gave her one in the file room last night after she sucked my pipes dry.
Bob - But isn't that sexual harassment?
Stan - For you yes, because you're fugly. For me no, it's being fun.
Bob - D'oh!
One of the many things a woman can use to control men.
Mary: Hey baby, Wanna go to my place after work and do it on the couch?
Joe: Yes!
Mary: Sexual harassment! He's trying to harass me! HELP!
Joe: WTF?!?!?
Police: Alright you perv your going to jail.
Tom: Hey foxy lady I want to sexually harass you up.
Susie: You disgusting perv! Hey thats sexual her ass ment!
Tom: hmmm....sexual her ass
New verb of 2017, is when a zoo keeper threatens to shoot an animal in an enclosure.
The zoo keepers are harambe harassment that walrus!!!
When you fart into someones ear when they are asleep.
John: *farts in jack's ear* hahaha
Jack: Hey baby, I told you not to blow in my ear..
It's a charge when someone cannot stand up for themselves to they take you to court.
Day 1
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Guy: Hey baby
Girl: Uhm... Hi
Guy: You have a cute smile but yeah I hope I'll see you later
Girl: *smiles nervously* Okay... Bye
Day 2
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Guy: How's it goin?
Girl: I'm fine.
Guy: Lovin that body
Girl: haha ... thanks...
Day 6
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Guy: I HAVE TO GO TO COURT FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT
aka the cockblock law forced into law by fem-nazi's and ugly chicks looking for an equal opportunity workplace
i got put on probation at work for sexual harassment