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A series of books, written entirely by J.K. Rowling, that plots a boy named Harry who was orphaned when his parents were killed by Voldemort. The first book, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, starts off as Harry finds out how his parents were killed and his first year into Hogwarts. Each of the 7 books is another year and adventure into Hogwarts with Harry and his 2 best friends, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger.
The series is also being made into movies.
Actor Daniel Radcliffe plays Harry, Emma Watson plays Hermione Granger, and Rupert Grint plays Ron.
This book is one of the best wizard/fantasy books ever made on the planet. ;D
"Have you read the newest Harry Potter book lately?" exclaimed Lizzie. "No, instead I just watch the movies," said Daniel. "But the movies aren't as good as the books!" Lizzie explained.
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When one of the siblings in a family gets treated in a less beneficial way than the other(s), much like Harry Potter in the Dursley family. Also known as Cinderelling.
Son 1: Mom, can i get an ice cream?
Mom: Sure son, everything for my sweety pie.
Son 2: Mom, can i get one too?
Mom: You can have this one, the other ones are to big for you *picks up the smallest one*.
Dude watching 1: Wow, that kid just got Harry Pottered!
Dude watching 2: Amen.
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A pretty much awesome series of books by J.K. Rowling. The 6th book is the best one out, where you find out what Horcruxes are. If you don't know what Horcruxes are, YOU ARE A FUCKIN BITCH! LOL just kidding, but either read the goddamn books or wait 3 years for the movie to come out. The 6 books are:
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire was the 7th highest grossing movie of all time. Not suprisingly, all 4 Harry Potter movies so far are in the top 20. Here is the list:
1. Titanic (1997) $1,835,300,000
2. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) $1,129,219,252
3. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) $968,657,891
4. Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) $922,379,000
5. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) $921,600,000
6. Jurassic Park (1993) $919,700,000
7. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) $892,194,397
8. Shrek 2 (2004) $880,871,036
9. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) $866,300,000
10. Finding Nemo (2003) $865,000,000
11. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) $860,700,000
12. Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) $848,462,555
13. Independence Day (1996) $811,200,000
14. Spider-Man (2002) $806,700,000
15. Star Wars (1977) $797,900,000
16. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) $789,458,727
17. Spider-Man 2 (2004) $783,577,893
18. The Lion King (1994) $783,400,000
19. E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) $756,700,000
20. The Da Vinci Code (2006) $740,874,848
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Poorly written books that are overly-publicized. Anyone who can read a Harry Potter book without asking yourself: Why the fuck is the print so large, why are there 4" margins all-around, and why is everything so fancy-dancey typed out - is either on drugs or has an extremely high level of patience.
Fan : I'm going to wait outside in the freezing cold in front Barnes & Noble so I can get the new Harry Potter book. Would you care to join me?
Sane : You're a fucking dumbass.
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FLIPPING AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
END OF STORY
harry potter
what?
AMAZING
MY LIFE
YES
TOTALLY
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Lil' emo boy with a magic stick,which he waves around and says "Crucio!" alot.
This poor lil' emo boy,his parents are dead,his shmexy God Father Sirius is dead and to make things worse his best friend is a ginger.
By now you think he'd be a junkie with a bad crack habit but,curiously,he is still a straight lil emo boy who is yet to get laid.
Honestly Harry,do you want me to force feed you the viagra?
In conclusion,Harry Potter is a poor lil emo boy with an awful haircut and homosexual yearnings. The End.
~In cinema~
"Oh My God....mullet ville!"
Harry Potter is teh ghey,yo.
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A series of true stories about a hero by the name "Harry Potter." This serious, which was written without consent of the wizarding world, has brought this new world into public view.
The entire Wizarding World has been repremanded of late, because Twilight fans are being killed daily by the unforgivable curse, "Avada Kadavra." Most of these incidences are because twilight fans are accusing Wizards of being "fake and gay."
Twilight fan: I read Harry Potter last week, that book is so fake and gay.
Wizard: Avada Kadavra!
Twilight fan: *dead*
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