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Heartbreaks and 808's

Team USA (Soccer) building you up only to let you down. This stems from EA Sports FIFA 2010 and how the team is just ok and if using them will lead you to a total let down.

John: Damn bro cant we win the F$%#en cup!
Jay: "Heartbreaks and 808's"

by SSgtJedi3381 July 8, 2010

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Heartbreak Nut

When you bust one out over the sexual things you and your ex sweet one did together, when you cum your heart breaks all over again and you're back to square one. Well time to 'nut up and shut up' drag your ass out of bed and make some breakfast burritos. You deserve it king.

I bust a heartbreak nut over Beth again yday, got me thinking, I might see how's she's doing

by Weeden22 June 16, 2019


Heartbreak Hangover

The feeling you get the next morning after being broken up with where you feel hungover but not from alcohol, but rather the flood of tears cried the night before. Treatments include an ice roller for puffiness, electrolytes for hydration and a pair of big sunglasses to cover your puffy eyes. Long term effects may apply

Becky: “Sasha, you look like shit, are you okay?”
Sasha: “Not really, Jordan broke up with me last night and I have a bad case of heartbreak hangover

by ProfessionalOversharer March 1, 2022


First HeartBreak Story

Tell the story of your first heart break. How y’all met and why it all ended and how you got heartbroken.

You heard about Lacy’s First Heartbreak Story?

by hejwkwjwj March 3, 2020


heartbreak kids

the meaning to a heartbreak kids are like if your in middle school or high school an you go around to girl to girl or boy to boy and then you guys make up and break up again and again and when u come to your senses that u go around other people that are heartbreak kids that have got they heart broken or they broke someones heart

john: bruh idk what we are cuh i think we are heartbreak kids

Nita: girl we is heartbreak kids

by PDTM August 5, 2021


heartbreaker name

Mostly a guy with the name Paul, Zach, James, Matt, Jojo or Noah
Mostly your agavage jock

Awe Matt is such a heartbreaker but I can't help myself what can I say! It's his heartbreaker name(s).

by Old man jinkins (lol) January 29, 2018


Heartbreak

When you wish you could forget the best time of your life

“Dude, these past 6 months were great and all, but I’d rather forget it all than feel the way I do now”

“That’s heartbreak bro”

by Chainsmokers April 2, 2020