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Hobosexual

Any person who is pursuing others to acquire residence and/or assets services or anything that they can take from another and usually is not opposed to location or situation.

My hobosexual friend has once again contacted me after I had evict him due to his showing up and declaring his immeasurable love for me after 40 years and never contacting me before he was released from jail.

by THE REAL KAREN August 13, 2022


Hobosexual

One whose sexuality is solely determined by who (regardless of gender) can provide a roof over one’s head. AKA one who leaches off of others. See also: Scrub

My friend Kent is hobosexual. He is attracted to both Jenn and Matt, as they both have housing, where as Kent does not.

by Alissa Chevy July 16, 2024


Hobosexual

A sexual preference whereby an individual is particularly attracted to tramps or homeless people.

They’re such a hobosexual, they’re always going up to London to meet new tramps.

by Ur nans mum June 5, 2024


Hobosexual

A person who is homeless and will have sex with a gay person just to have a place to live. (I'm not gay but $20 is $20)

Bill: I just got a text from Chris and he wants to move in with me.

Mark: stop that action right now cuz he's a hobosexual.

by BigSeags January 1, 2022


Hobosexual

Someone who enjoys sleeping with our brethen of the street

Larry: "Andrew slept with another homeless chick last night"

Me: "That blokes a straight up Hobosexual"

by The Incredable Hunk December 30, 2015


Hobosexual

A person who dates only for place to live.

I hear J.D. is dating Trish? Yeah bro, he's been livin there for a month. That dudes a Hobosexual!

by for profit fuq February 16, 2017


Hobosexual

Ho•bo•sex•u•al

A person who is unable to care for themselves but not allowed to live at home so they jump into meaningless relationships for a place to live and someone to take care of them.

Amanda doesn’t even want to be with Chris but she is a hobosexual... eventually she will find someone new to mooch off of.

by ItsFuckingFunny December 17, 2019