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The definition of poser rock. Dudes, don't even try to act cool. Just stupid, emo, non-metal ishness. It's sad, really.
Metal Guy 1: BMTH sucks.
Metal Guy 2: True story.
Metal Guy 1:Wanna go listen to Slayer?
Metal Guy 2: Sure.
Metal Guy 1: Yeah, because Bring Me The Horizon is terrible.
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a band so shitty that they have 4 pages worth of people yelling at you that they don't suck.
guy who doesn't listen to enough metal: bring me the horizon does not suck!
me : more like bring me the ear plugs, they will be forgotten in 3 years.
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Bring Me The Horizon (Also referred to as BMTH), a five piece death metal hardcore (Deathxcore) band from Sheffield, U.K.
To date they have released an e.p and a album under Visible Noise records.
e.p- Re They Have No Reflections.
Album- Count Your Blessings
Bring me the horizon are a band you douche bag.
They have a song called pray for plagues.
"Damn, there are like a million little scene kids here!"
"what were you expecting, Bring Me The Horizon are on the line up"
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This band strives around having an image, not actually concentrating on their music at all. They make bland, boring, generic metal, and Oli Sykes triple dubs his vocals and adds a radio affect to them. Their guitars are flat sounding, and so are the drums. Its pretty obvious that the band revolves around Oliver Sykes because scenies think he's "hott." When in reality, he isn't. It's just his scene look that attracts them. You can usually find scene kids obsessing over the band because one of them said they were cool, so just like Hello Kitty, diamonds, and bat's, all the other scene kids think it's cool. And once again it's obvious that it has nothing to do with the music. Its a combination of them being attracted to the vocalist, and because they're scene to like, and scene kids are always looking for scene points.
The band themselves other than musicians have no idea what they're talking about when it comes to music. The most obvious question to ask a band is "who are you influences." BMTH can even answer it because they don't have a clue. The members are all cocky, arrogant, pricks. They're in it for the fashion. Which makes it even more obvious because the band owns their own clothing line, which brings up "maybe they're just doing it to get their name out?" Which they are because it's the most advertised thing on their website. Bottom line, obsess over a band that has talent and deserves the dedicated fan's. Not some piece of shit glamXcore scene band from the UK full of drag queen pricks.
Bring me the horizon is famous because of Oli, and that's it. Notice that no on ever talks about the rest of the band, or their music for the matter.
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Whenever a guy wakes up in his underwear with morning wood, his penis will peek over the top of his underwear and its resembles someone looking over the horizon. Of course the only type of penis to do this is one that is atleast 7 and 1/2 inches long.
Dude! I woke up and my mom saw me peeking over the horizon!
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in my opinion, BMTH is a pretty fuckin sick metalcore band. my favorite song to listen to and bang along to would have to be Diamonds Aren't Forever.
ignorant retards often put this band down because of their image. just like i said in my definition of glam metal, i dont give a shit about a band's image, just the quality of the music itself. metalcore as a whole is pretty freakin cool to listen to- the breakdowns are sick and the riffs are cool. i dont care what oli sykes looks like or how huge his fanbase is or how retarded teenyboppers claim to only like the band solely for him. i just dont care. because image doesnt make good music. youre either a great musician with good looks or youre justin bieber. now you tell me who's better.
now that i think about it, the same is true for, oh say, bret michaels (awesome lead singer of poison- this is coming from a straight 17 year old guy btw) where girls who grew up with poison loved them only for how hot bret michaels was. same could apply for any other hair band.
We will never sleep
'Cause sleeping's for the weak
No, we will never rest
'Till we're all fucking dead!
Bring Me The Horizon rules!!
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A scene band described by many mainstream websites, magazines, and reviewers on other media as deathcore. However, they are nothing more than the latest lucky bunch to be picked for extensive coverage, while others of their breed wallow underground (relatively).
Frontman Oli Sykes has recently been in hot bother for allegedly urinating on a female fan after a recent gig. He's the main USP (unique selling point, a business term for the main attraction of a product) of the band, because their fans don't talk about anyone else. Plus, his vocals sound like either a) a cross between Bullet For My Valentine's Matt Tuck and Cradle Of Filth's Dani Filth, or b) a knock-off of Arch Enemy's Angela Gossow. Which, in either case, is bad.
The lyrics are, though not obvious at first, about relationships, thereby placing Bring Me The Horizon in the same league as Bullet For My Valentine and Funeral For A Friend. The band themselves have been tagged to the "emo" movement, and have been critised by professional critics for being predictable and untalented; conversely, they have been popular with stereotypical 14-year-old scene kids who wear size zero jeans and arm socks and flourishing myspace accounts.
You know in some indie music circles like NME where, out of say 25 bands, a random band like The Twang or The Enemy is picked for media exposure and mainstream grooming? Well, the rock magazines like Kerrang! have picked Bring Me The Horizon in a similar fashion, placing Oli Sykes and his Toni&Guy-brand hair on posters and stickers, and overhyping all their releases, whether visual or audio.
Various joke names associated with this lot include "Bring Me The Hairspray", "Bring Me The Hair Extensions" or my invention "Bring Me The Hyperbole", which is inspired by their overexposure to mainstream audiences.
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