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When a dwarf decides to gather his friends and create a mountain of hot pockets that they then attempt to shove up their urethras. They get so aroused that they jizz uncontrollably for at least 7 hours.
"Hey dude, you want a Swedish hot pocket?"
"I don't have enough money for the plane ticket boi"
"It's okay dude, they deliver by air drop"
When you heat a hot pocket but do not wait 2 minutes before eating and the lava like cheese rushes into your mouth burning your throat and mouth for a week.Easily one of the most horrible burns in your life.
Jim- man i got a mad hot pocket burn
-bob-see i told you to wait 2 minutes
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I asked my sister if she wanted a hot pocket, so i farted in her vagina.
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Noun: The symptoms suffered after a day of excessive ingestion of Hot Pockets. Symptoms include, but are not restricted to: Stomach pain, softened stool, diarrhea, spontaneous stool discharge, constipation, bloating, headache, nausea and death.
"He died of a Hot Pocket Hangover"
"Bobbo was a good man, but he loved his Hot Pockets"
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/'hat-'pak-et/ noun
A sexual act in which one squeezes the contents of a "hot pocket" into a vagina, and then proceeds to eat the girl out.
Jack: Dude, I totally hot pocketed this chick last night.
Matt: Thats really nasty man.
Jack: No dude, you have no idea how good it tasted.
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A sex move where one shits into the woman's vagina
Me and this girl last night were doing some kinky shit and then I gave her an alabama hot pocket
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The word your friends told you to search up in class
Hey Luke, look up Alabama hot pocket
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