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soft pouty lips on a girls mouth that make guys think of blow jobs
I feel bad for her because her hummer lips get her called a slut when she isn't
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a car made for insecure people who dont have a life. designed to create a false image of being adventureous and rugged. will never be used for any purpose off the road
yo yo check out my new H2 ... i am definately different now and i have an incredibly interesting life because of this car
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performing oral sex on a male whose is driving.
Hank," Can I get a road hummer while driving to our vacation spot?"
Sarah, " I don't know. Aren't road hummers dangerous? Your supposed to be driving."
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If you have short man syndrome, then The Hummer H2 is your small penis mobile
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Also known as a "Hummvironmentalist", this person drives around a Hummer (usually an H2, though rarely an H3, or even more rarely an H1) which is often left in 2nd or 3rd gear and is ALWAYS in 4WD mode, who has an environmentalist plate. This is sometimes thought to be contradictory, but it actually means that they want to preserve the national parks to drive their hummers in.
Hummer environmentalists are the biggest hypocrites the world has ever known.
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This term describes the week when a girl is on the rag, and she provides hummers instead of having sex. No reason both should go unsatisifed.
During the week Suzie had her period, she gave Dave hummers since they couldn't have sex.
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Sits among the dodge ram and the lincoln navigator as of the most pointless wastes of the world's few resources that was devised by mankind - the off roaders that no one would ever use to go off road (in case chrome bumpers were dented or pearlescent paint scratched). Customers have the curious belief that if you drive one you are MORE likely to be a cool, 'wack', 'blingin' and/or 'sick' member of society. The need to melt the polar icecaps (or indeed do anything that is going to jeopardise the future of mankind) as quickly as possible is a basic instinct of the buyers of this vehicle - and, incidentally, some especially severe sufferers of mental retardation - although it is impossible to say how the two groups are connected.
Check out that wack guy in the hummer. That dude is sick!
Sick? He looks rather healthy to me - apart from his obvious crippling insecurity and a fat to body matter ratio of nearly 100:1.
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