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The name given to any guy who has sex with a slut named Heather. It is most popular in the northwest region.
(Lily): Wow, that guys pretty cute...
(Sara): Yea, but I wouldn't lay a hand on him.
(Lily): Why??
(Sara): Because he is a know Heather Humper.
(Lily): Yuck. Nevermind, I don't feel like catching an STD.
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A very dirty person or a slut.
Dude she is a toilet humper, she smells like a fish hatchery.
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Someone in a wide variety of multiplayer and online games that steals equipment you see from the area where it is spawned. This can be found in many games including Resident Evil: Outbreak, Halo 2, or Runescape.
"Yo, we were having a LAN party over at Digital Mayhem, and that Armory Humper, Scott, kept stealing the fucking energy sword!"-The Omega Master
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A guy that when using a urnal, gets so close to it, he practically looks like he is humping it. Usually someone who is insecure about penis size, shape, etc., so they feel the need to avoid all chances of anyone else seeing. Common in boys ages 8-16
While walking out of the locker room:
Guy: Did you see Ethan back there?
Guy 2: yeah, he's such a urnal humper! I thought he was going pee all over himself
Guy: probably just has a small dick
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Camel Humper...
In Texas we enjoy calling people that are from the middle east camel humpers.
Osama bin laden likes to have sex with camels while he is not busy hiding from the u.s.a.
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A person who Eye-Humps others. Is often also a Butter Golem or otherwise resembles a living, drooling mass of pizza dough. Eye-Humpers usually develop eyestrain due to all the eye-humping they do, forcing them to wear inch-thick glasses, which unfortunately only serves to enhance the creepyness of the Eye-Humper.
The term "Eye-Hump" originates from an episode of Family Guy in which Peter Griffin complains that "every guy in the room is eye-humping my wife." The term "Eye-Humper" was first used by either me or one of my friends in reference to pasty mass of flesh who eye-humped me throughout my Junior year of High School. "The Eye-Humper" is used as a suffix after the given name or nickname. "Elmo the Eye-Humper," for example.
Elmo the Eye-Humper used to eye-hump me back to the stone age in Junior Year. It only stopped when my friend mentioned it in an essay he read to the entire class.
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