Geldart

A lil' fagget who likes to stick it in dogs asses meanwhile jacking of his dad, getting a rimjob from his mom

Every day

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brewnesia

The condition of forgetting your coffee on the roof of your car and driving off.

After leaving Starbucks, I had brewnesia and didn't realize it until I was 5 minutes down the road.

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Noom

Noom is a word you say when there is a break or an akaward moment in conversation.

1:OMG I cant believe you gave him head after he slept with Tabitha!
2: Noom...

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man

boyfriend, husband, male partner

Ma man loves me takes me everywhere!

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ambient gaiety

An aura surrounding a self-purported straight male that alerts your spidey sense that his ass is really gay.

I don't care how many times Henry says he's straight, everyone knows he's lying! He's dragging ambient gaiety around like Pig Pen's cloud of funk.

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cowboy the fuck up

To marshall your physical and mental resources and continue toward your goal. Cowboys of old were known for their stalwartness.

So you fell off your bike...you'd better cowboy the fuck up and try it again.

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turd burglar

One who likes to steal another person's freshly released turd.

Turd = Shit

Turd burglar is also a name that a person who always is the pitcher while having anal sex.

I knew a kid in high school that would wait for you to leave the bathroom and then go and rob your turd that you just disposed of.

Turd = Shit... It is released from your anus and is usually a brown color but sometimes may vary depending on what you have had to eat.

My best friends boyfriend stuck his dick in her ass last night. He is known for being a turd burglar!

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