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The absolute best fucking flavor of the food so good it came from Mars that humans called ice cream. This flavor of the Mind bending epic food that freezes and warms you will make all the other flavors kill themselves in jealousy.
Person 1: did you try some of that vanilla ice cream?
Person 2: you motherfucking shitbag dickhead how dare you fucking eat that damn vanilla when there is the best fucking flavor on the fucking planet called strawberry ice cream
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One of Morris Day and The Time's hits from 1984. Better than Jungle Love.
"We're all ice cream castles in the summertime.
Ice cream castles in the summertime.
We're all ice cream castles in the sun.
Ice cream castles when we fall.
Ice cream castles in the summertime.
Summertime, summertime, summertime."
I just got home from working third shift and my brother put 'Ice Cream Castle' on repeat until I passed out on the floor.
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1: literally my favorite dessert involving ice cream placed between two cookies or wafers! that's it! nothing inappropriate!!
My friend: Hey i brought some ice cream sandwiches from the store!
Me: Oh, thanks! What flavor?
My friend: Vanilla!
Me: OMG YES
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A musical genre in the foundling stage, the term deriving from a popular dairy food item. The genre's sound is best described as 'daring and flavourful,' and features many inventive forms of instrumentation.
The movement is starting to make waves primarily due to the work of Canadian musical collective Tiger Tiger, whose line-up includes the very best paper-crumpler performing today.
music fan one: MAN! What is this sound I am hearing? It is like a little taste of heaven, issuing from that speaker!
music fan two: It is my new favourite band, Tiger Tiger, pioneers of the ICE CREAM CORE genre. I bought their album, and so should you!
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Ice cream that comes in a tube. The old fashioned way of eating ice cream. Ice cream becomes more tasty when eaten from a spiral wrapped tube. Introduced on the west coast circa 1936. The tubes, which are filled at the factory, are provided with a tape permitting the tube to be torn as the ice cream is eaten. Inserted in a special waterproof compartment in bottom of tube is a small napkin permitting all traces of stickiness to be removed from the fingers.
Guy 1: Yo I'm really hungry for some ice cream in a tube. You got any?
Guy 2 & 3: Are you stupid? They don't make ice cream in a tube.
Guy 1: Uhhh... Yeah they do. I'm going to get some now.
Guy 2 & 3: Have fun!
Guy 1 comes back with a tube of ice cream: Yeah see... what did I tell you guys? You guys are the stupid ones now.
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Shawn: Dad what was you watching on my iPad?
GheeFunny: I didn’t touch your iPad.
Shawn: Then what’s Hot Pink Chocolate Brown?
GheeFunny: Oh, that’s a ice cream website for adults. Delete that! Delete that now!
cooch of a girl so cold it’ll make ur dick freeze and fall off. suck suck yummy hairy juicy cum coated popsicle. mmmmmm
guy 1: damn she got that ice cream cooch for realllz though
guy 2: ayo watch out them dick popsicles don’t even taste that good. suck suck yummy
guy 1: i would eat all mine in one bite
guy 2: oh that’s tough man it took me weeks
mmmm