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Something you are not allowed to shit in, when it's CLEARLY a toilet
nerd: erm, sure you can't shit in the ikea toilets
Chad free thinker: why not? Literally 1984
the superior food when going to IKEA and while you're at it get a DJUNGELSKOG.
*Ah that was so delicious! *
**What did you have? **
*Ikea Hot Dogs, they are so good, they have the perfect consistency*
**Damn now I want one**
The claw-like hand cramp you get from assembling IKEA furniture. Distantly related to wankers cramp but less pleasurable.
Dude 1: What's wrong with your hand? Wankers cramp?
Dude 2: Not this time, I've got IKEA hand from putting together that new bookshelf.
Some dude who is bi with no game whatsoever but becomes infatuated with some chick who is already taken ( in a relationship or Married) but tries to play it off like he’s the “Gay Friend” and harmless. Dudes a looser and just acting to be always there as a shoulder to cry on, etc. so he can be in her ear like... you should leave him.
Her: Omg!? I just got in a fight with Brandon (boyfriend) He’s such a dick. I’m going to hang out with Chris at the mall.
Her friend: stop hanging with that dude he’s such an ikea shelf builder, plus isn’t he gay?! Why is he so infatuated with you?
Another word for god. Presides over human deeds. Lives in the 7th dimension of IKEA. Can be bought for $20.
IKEA orangutan resides in my room. I am honored that such a marvel resides in my room.
Wounds attained from assembling IKEA furniture. Typically the ones that have metal rods and such that need to bend so the screws line up.
I have an IKEA bite on my hand from a particularly nasty Lillåsen that I assembled while moving into a college apartment.
A mark of superiority worn by members of the ikea cult
That ikea bucket hat is sick