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Like motor boating, but in someone's ass.
Sam asked his girl friend if he could go tug boating, but was denied because she just had mexican food....
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Nautical Definition: An alcohlic beverage (typically with RUM) served topless to the captain, crew or guests onboard a sailing vessel.
For his efforts in ensuring an excellent day of fun on the water sailing, some female guests served the captain a true Boat Drink to show their appreciation.
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a group of artists indulging in making themselves hot sexy pirate people
“Girl help im boat rotting”
“The boat rot is too strong”
“Get it bestfriend i guess”
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If you're out on a hunting trip and flip your boat and accidently loose all your registered weapons.
i lost all my guns in an boating accident.
The best shooters are the worst skippers.
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Last thing a villager hears before a Scandinavian man kidnaps them
PewDiePie: Hey man that's a nice village you got there
Villager:Hmm
PewDiePie: GET IN THE BOAT!!
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To burn the boats is a metaphor for destroying any safety net you have. To go all in and decide to go after it regardless of the outcome. It originated from the conquering of the Aztecs by Cortez. Once they reached the shore of Mexico Cortez decided to tell his men to burn the boats. Meaning they would either die or conquer the land.
Tim: “ man I can’t leave this job, I’ll be homeless. I hate what I’m doing but I can’t quit and find something better. It’s too risky.”
John fucking Rambo: “burn the boats you pussy.”
Tim: “ man I can’t leave this job, I’ll be homeless. I hate what I’m doing but I can’t quit and find something better. It’s too risky.”
John fucking Rambo: “burn the boats you pussy.”