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Meeting Induced Panic

A panic attack brought on after realizing you are late for a meeting that you were not actually invited to. Usually brought on by a calendar with so many meetings and you suffer from the delusion that you have been invited to all meetings.

Jim had a Meeting Induced Panic when he overheard his co-workers discussing a meeting they just left.
Jim suffers from MIP.

by circlesofindecision January 24, 2017


Stroke inducer

Someone or something that you find so attractive to the point where you want to stroke your dick on the spot

"Dude, that chick is a stroke inducer"

by LubYouLongTime November 17, 2022


Hatred-Induced Exaggeration

When a person exaggerates how bad something is due to sheer anger.

The AVGN is notorious for Hatred-Induced Exaggeration. While most of his reviews are brutally honest and to the point, sometimes he's just complaining to complain.
For example, in the Dick Tracy episode, he gets mad because "the driving controls are bad" and "the snipers (outside) are far too accurate." In reality, however, the driving controls are extremely simple; and the snipers are not NEARLY as accurate as they appear in the video. Not that it makes the game even remotely passable.

by Someone who kinda exists April 17, 2022


Induced Anger

The fake anger you adopt (or induce yourself with) when you don't really get angry in an interaction but think with a little expression of anger you'll get your way.

I wasn't really angry, it was induced anger.

by Hashem the female May 17, 2021


Inducation

Just as "education" means "to lead from darkness into the light," as semanticians consider it, so "inducation" means to lead from light into darkness, which best represents the work of inducators in our schools and universities.

Harvard, Cambridge, Oxford, and other inducation establishments of the world.
Prof. Umbridge, the great inducator.
Establishing boarding schools, dedicated to the crime of inducation.
Opposing philosophies of education and inducation.
A child's inducation begins aged 5; the dying of the light.

by August 4, 2024


Phase-inducing

When told something really shocking/exciting, it makes you have a spas attack, or phase.

Person 1: Aliens have landed!
Person 2: (screams) Wow, phase-inducing!

by Moose15 August 25, 2008


Stroke Inducing

(Verb) The act of making hard anal love on stage to the song Silent Night in front of a paying audience.

Last night Shannon rocked my world by stroke inducing me.

by Franclitus May 11, 2022