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Running down a hotel hallway to take a massive shit only to find out your room key doesn't work. You spot a defenseless victim and run to their room to destroy their toilet.
Did you see David running down the hall to Vic's room? He almost broke the door off the hinges to get into Vic's bathroom to take an Ireland!
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the biggest shithole on earth
we keep blowing each other up
person 1: "we're from fucking northern ireland"
person 2: "naw your not ireland is one country you asswipe"
person 3: "up the brits"
person 4: "fuck up you taig"
person 3: "naw your literally a fenian"
Northern Ireland is neither British or Irish its northern irish full of crackheads
Northern Ireland is full of crackheads
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The best country in the world! A bit of advice though
1. We speak Gaeilge not Gaelic
2. We are not Leprechauns
3. We do not all live on potatoes
4. Most of us speak English so please don't try to talk down to us.
5. We are not all drunks (Well the kids aren't)
6. We do have a green countryside... We'd like to keep it that way.
7. The weather is almost never good here.. be sure to bring an umbrella!
8.Only country with a holiday celebrated world-wide.
9. Home to amazing musicians and actors. (Roy7, The Script, The Cranberries, Colin Farrell,Pierce Brosnan , Saorsee Ronan etc.)
10.Ireland has been plagued by American and English sterotypes, such as the misconception that we are all drunkards, or that we all speak with a hugely fake Cork accent and say 'top o' the morning to ya, laddie' - I have lived here my entire life and not once have I heard an Irish person say that seriously. The fact that Americans 'imitate' us by say 'top o' the morning' is I think due to those stupid Lucky Charms adverts, and whoever wrote them should die a horrible death :)
11. I could go on and on about how awesome Ireland is but.. You already know don't you?
Irishman: 'Hello, how are you?'
American: 'OMG are you from Ireland? Top o' the morning to ya!'
Irishman: *punches American*
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Known as a country which is part of the UK, but called "The Province" (also called a few other things!).
Thatcher fought desperately to fend off the prospect of joint-sovreignty in the 80s over it with the Republic in the south.
Just an annoying space of place which if put up to referendum, Britain would probably give over to the Republic! Nothing to offer by way of wealth or culture - it just exists.
Plus I'm just rambling to vent out frustations over nothing in particular and taking it out on N Ireland (!)
"I live in northern Ireland, not Northern Ireland"
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What Republicans or all Sinn Fein MLA's say when they are speaking about "Northern" Ireland
Gerry Adams: "The people from the North of Ireland voted to remain in the EU so we urge the European Union to designate special status for the people of the North to remain."
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