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Jacob is a guy that will brighten up your day instantly, he will tell you lots of jokes and make you giggle. For girls he is usually the cutest guy you'll ever meet in your whole intire life. He will literaly send you to cloud nine. If he likes you he will send clear signs like talking to you more or you catch him glancing at you. For guys jacob is a loyal and funny friend he likes to make inside jokes, likes playing video games, but is very active (unlike me)
Girl: hey insert boy name can you do me a favor
Boy:sure
Girl:can you tell jacob i like him... More than a friend
Boy: okay,
5 minutes later
Jacob: of course i like her shes amazingly funny
Boy:is that a joke?
Jacob: maybe... Just kidding!!
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he is so amazing!
he is caring,kind,cute,lovable, he has and amazing sense of humor and i hope he see's this and knows its me.
he is the one of the best people you'll ever meet.
him: your smile just makes my day!
me: umm no XD
him: yes! its beautiful!
me: aww thanks jacob
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A male usually annoying and overly playful with a kind heart and good intentions looking for nothing but the best but seems to search in the wrong places
Gosh the guy we met yesterday was such a Jacob
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A Jacob is the name of a person commonly a male, they tend to act like assholes and think they're the shit in bed. The reality of a Jacob is that they come up short in almost every possible way, Jacob's tend to have drug addiction problems which cause premature ejaculation. Jacobs are so full of themselves that they honestly believe no one can out do their penile girth or sexual experience in the bedroom
"Girl 1: I had sex with Jacob in the shower he only lasted ten minutes"
"Girl 2: I know Jacob and I dated for a whilehe couldn't last longer than five minutes, my new boyfriend had to chisle his dick into me...Man I am glad I can feel something during sex again"
"Girl 1: Damn that's Jacob alright"
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guy who gives off a rapist and racist vibe
look at that guy lurking in the bushes, he's gonna jacob that girl
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someone who tries really hard to be funny and popular, but in the end just makes real stupid jokes that noone laughs at. also a douchebag, and can take what he gives out. total attention whore
Person 1: hey, guys
Jacob: OOOhhhh! OOOOhh! lookit me! i said "hey guys"! oooh! im special and cool! oh, wow, im so popular
person 1: Cool it, dude
jacob: oh wow! you told me to "cool it"! oooh im so threatened! wow!
person 2: dude your being a douche
jacob: you know what, shutup, ok? your the real douche
person 2: whatever. your a dick head
antoine: ( arriving)hey guys
jacob: oh hi aintoine! i love you! mind if i follow you around at lunch a little bit?
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A loser with not a lot of friends who hangs out in the back coner and talks to his testicles named ben and jim!
That kid is being such a Jacob!
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