japanese carpentry

Japanese carpentry is carpentry in japan.

Wow carpentry really fascinates me. I will go to japan to see some japanese carpentry.

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Japanese Mudslide

When a person sits on another's shoulders and precedes to poop down the back, creating a mud slide appearance

"hey man did you hear about Johns Japanese mudslide?"

"yeah , he looked gross afterwards"

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japanese animator

Someone who works themselves to the bone only to receive a awful salary and an utterly awful salary and somehow doesn't feel like quitting

Damn that animator must have really worked hard to make that fight scene I wonder how much they get paid *looks up salary*
WHAT THE F*** do all Japanese animator(s) get paid like this

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Pseudo-Japanese

White kids (mostly anime geeks and fat girls) who pretend to know so much about Japanese culture and who pretend to be Japanese. They do so by blurting out random, Japanese-sounding words and naming their made up anime characters with false Japanese names. They scribble random Japanese characters in an incorrect way in their notebooks at school, thinking it means something. These geeks are always bugging people by walking up to them and shouting "DESU DESU DESU!!!" in their faces.

They may fap constantly to hentai, furry porn, or some other crazy Japanese fetish. They also eat lots of California Rolls, Kalamari and Ramen, because those are the only Japanese foods they can think of. They also listen to music ranging from anime soundtracks to bizarre J-Rock.

Sure, it sounds like just a nerd in love with Japanese culture, but when he starts acting like he can speak and write Japanese when he doesn't know jack shit, then he's a Pseudo-Japanese kid.

Guy #1: Look at Freddrick over there, drawing his anime characters again. He named one of them Unochi Michimagi...

Guy #2: Pffftt, that kid is Pseudo-Japanese.

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Japanese Food

Candy and raw fish

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japanese helicopter

A sexual position where one partner inserts his penis into the ass of another partner, male or female, then spins himself clockwise using only his penis as a pivot.

Tracy and I did the japanese helicopter all night long.

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Japanese English

Almost the reverse of Japanglish. These are words invented by the Japanese to literally emulate English, but are totally confusing to native English speakers

Paper Driver = Licensed Driver w/o a car.
Service = Free item
Cunning = Cheating on Tests
Smart = Slender

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