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When a female with no ass attempts twerking and resembles a scoliosis seizure. Huge boner kill.
Damn girl, you need to eat something, to apply for the job you need to be twerkin lard or hardly jerkin.
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It's when a woman is sitting on the toilet and a man sits on her lap; while they are both pooping the woman gives him a Reach Around.
Bro this chick was so nasty i got her to give me a double barrel turd jerkin
1. Getting screwed over.
2. Beatin' the meat.
1. Jimmy: I think I'm going to burn your house down, kill your children, and steal your wife.
Matt: Man, your really jerkin' my johnson right now.
2. Guy: I think I'm gonna go jerk my johnson after watching some porn.
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like saying "you gatta be kidding me"
Dude 1: Dude i just found 5o dollars
Dude 2: Ur jerkin me off
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Danger Jerkin' is the act of masturbating while being in a place where you could possibly be exposed or caught by friends or whoever.
"I was Danger Jerkin' in the alley way at night and didn't really expect to see anyone but I liked the idea of possibly getting caught and all of a sudden out of nowhere a homeless man approaches me and catches me in the act."
Bill: ur so annoying and loud
ishika: WHAT?!?!
Bill: chill i’m just jerkin’ your cock
Good olddddddddddd Masturbation. Just a funnier way to say it.
Ever heard of a Jerkin Turkin?