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When you're playing Table soccer on Plato and either you or a guy named Josh keeps passing it and never let's you have a turn
Christian: shit I missed
Josh: ight cool time for a no turn goal
Gabe: JOSH QUIT JOSHING IT
Josh: *Scores*
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Josh is very smart, especially in math. He is a very nice guy and can be trusted. All of the girls love him! He gets along best with Jack or Max, and has slightly curly brown hair and blue eyes. His eyesight isn't the best, so he wears glasses. He is very funny and sarcastic, loves bright colors, especially green and pink. His clothing style is amazing!
Josh is amazing. I wish I could date him
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Josh is a man with a big black dick. Bigger than Aundrey the Giants giant leathery scrotom. Sea is his middle name. Fuck bitches all day every day
If I had to name that swagalicious guy over there, it would be Josh, just cause of that definition up there.
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A hilarious kid. Acts very nervous and awkward around girls. He's a very dramatic guy and freaks out a lot. Overall, he is a nice person and a great friend.
Josh is hilarious when he talks with girls, despite his great personality.
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One of the funniest, sweetest and probably the most good-looking people you will ever meet. Joshs are hyperactive and hilarious to be around - there's never a dull moment. They are serious flirters, infact most have a really bad case of UFD (uncontrollable flirting disorder) - so if you have a Josh, make sure you keep him in check! Even though they make mistakes, a Josh can be the most sensitive guy you know, a shoulder to cry on, and someone who can make you laugh out loud when you don't even want to smile, but be warned - they can be incredibly cheeky! Make sure you give them lots of love, tease them endlessly and show them how much you love them - never let them go!
Example 1:
Josh: What's up?
Emily: Nothing, I'm fine..
Josh: Don't give me that; I know something's up *fake punches her in the shoulder*
Emily: Oww, you're not meant to hit girls! *smirking*
Josh: Well you're not exactly a girl, are you? *cheeky grin*
Emily: Cheeky bugger! *laughing*
Example 2:
Girl 1: OMG! Have you seen that hot guy over there?! He seriously must be a god!
Girl 2: Oh, him? Ahaha that's my best friend, Josh.. I call first dibs biatchh! He's mine, hahaha!
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the highest decree of bombness; often seen as a righteous dude.
Jennifer: Damnnnn, look at that big poppa Josh !
Ashley: Lay-off, bitch. He's waay out of your league.
Jennifer: Damn.
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The act when one does something extremely retarted.
the bird pulled a josh when he flew into the window!
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