activist judge

A judge who rules against a status quo in the name of their interpretation of a law.

If activist judges insist on re-defining marriage by court order, the only alternative will be the constitutional process. - George W. Bush, February 4th, 2004

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mike judge

not only a genius of retarded humor, but also more "sophisitcated" humor like in king of the hill and office space.
the voices he did with beavis and butthead were particularly amazing, he used tape-overs in the voices because he did both of there voices and they often speak simultaneously. he also did the teachers, and the principal's, among others.

mike judge is up there the creators of south park, and the simpsons, really advancing the cause of animated humor.

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Judge Me

Stupid Hecktik girls who have engaged in slutty activites, and continually ask normal people to no "Judge them" or "accept them"

She screwed 10 people at her birthday party, she said don't judge me though.

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judge horn

Describes a person who often makes false assumptions. false assumption

"Chris youre such a fucking judge horn when you drink milk!"

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chub judge

The guy who inspects penises on a movie set to make sure it's not too hard to show in rated r movies.

"I think you're a little bit too excited. Chub judge on the set! Look at this and give it a squeeze"

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Judge Judy

Add a Time CBS judge who's the best female charge there is no matter what the fuck people say

Hey dude did you want to watch that Court show Judge Judy. Of course I do I love her she's a bastard I tell her don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

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Judge Dredd

While performing the act of intercourse, one covers his eyes in a way reminiscent of Judge Dredd's helmut (to be done with any object including one's own hand), whilst utterring repetiously, "I am the law. I am the law" etc.

Most common uses of the Judge Dredd:
A. Shielding one's eyes from the unattractiveness of the person being sexed, for it sometimes exceeds the convenience of placing a bag over head.

B. Fulfilling one's girlfriend's fetish of be dominated by make believe law enforcement officers.

Either way, justice is issued and law prevails.

"Suzy Q has a great body but kind of a man face. I had to pull a serious Judge Dredd to get through that intercourse session".

"My girlfriend has a thing for movie cops, so I surprised her during her birthday sex with some Judge Dredd"

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