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Zodiac Killer

Republican Senator from Texas that enjoys green eggs and ham. Answers to 'Lying Ted'. Managed the impressive feat of killing multiple victims 2 years before being born. Very punchable face. Possible dark lord of the Sith.

"If I am elected Zodiac Killer, we will repeal every word of Obamacare"

by CLEGANEBOWL March 29, 2016

53๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Puppy Killer

The heartless and extremely one dimensional character in a movie that is so mean and evil or dickish, that you can't help but hate him. He is also often characterized as the killer or abuser of beautiful and defenseless wives & girlfriends and innocent children, or the dick boyfriend of the leading lady that you cannot for the life of you, figure out why she's with him.

He either dies near the end of the movie in a very sadistic and creative way at the hands of the the good guy, or he is humiliated in front of his peers and those he's wronged. In either case he is such an asshole that his form of death or humiliation has given the writers an easy out to give the audience something to cheer and feel good about.

Colonel Quaritich proved himself to be the Puppy Killer in the movie, Avatar, when he started the extermination of the peaceful planet loving Na'vis on Pandora.

It was revealed that Zack, in Wedding Crashers, was the Puppy Killer, when he bragged about his sexual conquests behind his girlfriend Claire's back and how he was using her just to advance his political career.

by Sidbo January 5, 2010

259๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


hypebeast killer

An individual who attempts to offset trends by behaving in an opposite manner.

I wear Target brand shoes because I am an hypebeast killer.

by donnerstagd January 3, 2017


The Shampoo Killer

Somebody who pisses into bottles of shampoo, thus ruining them.

John Grass uranated into bottles of shampoo (thus converting them into shampee) at the Juneau Receiving Home in the very early-1980s, and subsequently earned the nickname "The Shampoo Killer".

by Telephony October 19, 2010

35๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


killer queen

-She's Guaranteed to blow your mind

-Drop of a hat she's as willing as Playful as a pussy cat

-To absolutely drive you wild

"That woman is a Killer Queen."

by katie March 28, 2005

322๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


Killer King

A guy that is awesomely awesome. He's the greatest guy you'll ever meet, and ladies, you'll fall for this one. He'll be the one you want to be with for the rest of your life. He has dangerously good looks, but can have a temper at times. Killer is usually a nickname, but the ladies consider him a king so it gets added to it. Any girl who is with this stud is dubbed as his 'Killer Queen'. He's an awesome friend. You'll go to him if you have a problem or just to hang out, cuz he's so full of fun. Can also be kind of shy around new people, but once you know him, you'll love him.

Girl 1: "He's such a Killer King, I wish I could be his Killer Queen."
Girl 2: "I know right? And I think that new girl is his Killer Queen."
Girl1 and Girl 2: "Lucky."

by Kimiko_7392 December 8, 2011

97๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


pope killer

A giant, raging boner, capable of slaying the leader of the worldwide Catholic church.

I woke up with a serious pope killer at 3AM, so I slipped my girl the midnight creeper.

by PopeKiller July 28, 2009