Marion Local is made up of an itty bitty collection of church congregations that all go to the same school. Everyone you encounter is probably blond with blue eyes, semi tall and all have the same birth defect. All the guys egos are bigger than their dicks. The girls are loose lipped (take that as you please) bitches and their band sucks. The “town” also has a cult symbolized by the Flyer on their driveway. What the fuck is a flyer anyway?
“I heard there was a football game at Marion Local this weekend...wanna go”
“Ehhh I’m good...I’d rather not see us get beat by those inbred assholes again”
n. One who can no longer live with relative anonymity.
a local celebrity is a person locally famous but relatively unknown beyond a given locale.
i.e. the new kid on the block, the most popular person in school, weathermen.
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Term used by local assholes, especially at beaches, who show hostility towards anyone who is not from the specific area. Also common in coffee shops. Be prepared to receive nasty glares from the locals. You don't have to be a tourist or from out of state to experience this, you could live in the next town over. Local elitists love to ruin your fun.
"Look at that dick dropping in on that wave, I've never seen him before."
"He's a non-local."
"Locals only, asshole!"
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Natives of any town or city that have never been outside that area. These natives are oblivious to other cultures and ways of living. Chances are they never graduated high school, owned a car, or had drivers license( and dont see any reason to do so). They usually think they are way ahead of the game, while actually being hopelessly ignorant and easy to figure out. Sometimes having spent thier entire life in one particular area of said town, they still couldnt tell you where the nearest post office is. Unfortunately where ever you move to youre likely to run into a bunch of these. They have a complete lack of ambition, and are happy with sleeping on their Moms couch and catching the city bus.
The local joker exclaimed "this is my block, my hood!" I then asked him where the nearest gas station was and he said hed never been more than three blocks away from where he was standing, and didnt know. He then proceded to drink a 40 and beat his baby momma.
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Sexually loose girl.
A girl easy and available to fuck by everyone around.
My friend’s been dealing with the local football recently. Is he really that desperate
A decal often seen on raised trucks that are usually mocked by people who see them.
“I was driving behind this dork with a ‘Locally Hated’ decal obscuring his rear windshield.”
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While visiting an out of town friend, or at a party out of town, prior to leaving, drop a masive (Bull Sized) shit in the bathroom without flushing. This is very common when visiting other college towns, Gainesville in particular. The Tampa Local can be out of spite, pride or general friendship.
That bitch! She said she lives a half hour away! an hour? And she had the nerve to make me move her cat hair covered sofa to the garage? Good thing i nailed a Tampa Local before we left.
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