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Its an urban legend that while you are nailing a chick her twat locks up and you can't pull your dick out.
"Dude, did you hear what happened to Sully last night? He was doing his girl and she got lock twat"!!! "Her dad came home and they had to go to the E.R. and get a doctor to release her lock twat".
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The situation where one is tied up in one's own jock while wearing it. Leg straps and waistband are stretched and twisted around arms and legs and sometimes, the cup portion is pulled up over the head. Usually seen in high school locker rooms where wrestlers and/or football players hang out. Is used as a noun or as a verb.
Also used to describe the locking of somebody's legs by bending them back and slipping the ankles up through the underwear leg hole or twisting the waistband down over the shoe.
During wrestling practice, they grabbed Ron and in disbelief he struggled as they quickly jock-locked him, wrapping him up in his own athletic supporter like a spider trusses up a fly before leaving him on the floor curled into a helpless, cursing ball.
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Also known as a "Slock". A lethal and very crude weapon of true desperation, often times used by convicts in prison. The lock in a sock is a blunt trauma weapon that inflicts bruises and broken bones to its victims. It's known for its ability to kill or severely injure in a single blow.
Lock in a sock is a generalized term, as in reality convicts load socks not only with combination padlocks, but also other heavy items such as large batteries, bars of soap, fruit, rocks, or even toilet paper mache balls. Basically if it is blunt, heavy, or dense, it can be dropped inside of a sock and used as a weapon. While large batteries, large rocks, and locks loaded into a sock can be lethal; often times prisoners use soap or fruit not to kill, but to send a message as they are less than lethal.
Slocks are known for their stopping power and in the hands of a skilled combatant, a very deadly weapon. On the street slocks are often used in conjunction with bandanas and common among biker gangs.
They are also used in the ghetto by poor people or carried as a defense weapon. Locks and bandanas can be taken apart immediately before frisked by police allowing the weapon to remain undetected and then reassembled afterward.
In some states in America, possession of a Slock is classified as a deadly weapon. They fall under the classification of "Slungshot".
Yo he just got knocked tf out by a Lock in a sock!
Sh*ts about to go down bruh, grab You a lock in a sock!
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When you “Lock Up”, you remain calm in conflicting situations or you conceal your true intentions so as to avoid embarrassment, awkwardness and the likes. This is a Nigerian (Warri) slang.
#1. She was giving me an attitude so I locked up.
#2. As some guys enter the area dey looseguard I just lock up.
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69 performed with three participants rather than two.
via Achewood: May 5, 2004
In a three-way, nobody sits around bored if you employ the Isosceles Lock.
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Shutting down a certain area/person in all cases involving violence .
Caius: oi some wythy man rollin our ends today
Kyle: if they roll get evertytin lock arf
OR
Lewis speaking to Tyler: come my ends get lock arf
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a close relative of the truck stop Lot Lizzard, also spelled Loch Lizzard
one who frequents the landing area in the vicinity of river or lake system locks
looking for short term companionship from boaters-by
including but not limited to teeth-out oral pleasure, hairy armpit jobs, and wet-willys of the other kind
all for very affordable compensation, often in the form of dime bag or nug.
Normie: "Might I also suggest acquiring a pontoon boat for hosting summer barbecues and cookouts for all the ladies that will be irresistibly drawn to the collection of boats?"
Crispy: "The Lock Lizards panties will be hitting the deck of that pontoon boat"
Captain Neron: "When you put it that way... Sure"
Anonymous Boater from The Shwa: "Dude, this Trent Severn waterway is loaded with Lock Lizards"