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the act of illegally smoking marijuana without any company present
Jimmie was so bored and depressed last weekend he had himself a lone stone...
That extra inch or two, (either in length or girth) that comes with being a Lones.
Megan married Spanky for that "Lones Bonus."
Masturbating by putting your penis between the mattress and the box-spring.
"Oh like when you put it between the mattress and the box-spring? That's called the lonely sandwich" - You Look Nice Today: The Magic Number -
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An individual who makes sacrafices for a spiritual or moral reason. An idividual who is not selfish, greedy, or disrespectful. A survivor or hero in some eyes.
Person 1: Why is Chuck the way he is?
Person 2: After his divorce he became a Lone Warrior for his son.
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A person standing by themselves, or in their car individually, who is wearing a mask to avoid the Rona.
Who is that masked man?
The Lone Ranger.
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When you are alone at night cause you couldn't get laid and you use your tears as lubrication for masturbation.
I had a couple Lonely Nights last week, so now I gotta go to the store and get some Visine.
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when a man ejaculates in his own eye; related to the angry pirate, in which a man ejaculates in his partner's eye after oral sex and proceeds to kick his partner in the shin, causing him/her to jump up and down with one eye closed.
"Last night, I hired a hooker and gave her an angry pirate!"
"Oh. Well, I was masturbating and ended up doing the lonely pirate."
"You're a pussy."