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That extra inch or two, (either in length or girth) that comes with being a Lones.
Megan married Spanky for that "Lones Bonus."
the act of illegally smoking marijuana without any company present
Jimmie was so bored and depressed last weekend he had himself a lone stone...
Masturbating by putting your penis between the mattress and the box-spring.
"Oh like when you put it between the mattress and the box-spring? That's called the lonely sandwich" - You Look Nice Today: The Magic Number -
An individual who makes sacrafices for a spiritual or moral reason. An idividual who is not selfish, greedy, or disrespectful. A survivor or hero in some eyes.
Person 1: Why is Chuck the way he is?
Person 2: After his divorce he became a Lone Warrior for his son.
A person standing by themselves, or in their car individually, who is wearing a mask to avoid the Rona.
Who is that masked man?
The Lone Ranger.
When you are alone at night cause you couldn't get laid and you use your tears as lubrication for masturbation.
I had a couple Lonely Nights last week, so now I gotta go to the store and get some Visine.
when a man ejaculates in his own eye; related to the angry pirate, in which a man ejaculates in his partner's eye after oral sex and proceeds to kick his partner in the shin, causing him/her to jump up and down with one eye closed.
"Last night, I hired a hooker and gave her an angry pirate!"
"Oh. Well, I was masturbating and ended up doing the lonely pirate."
"You're a pussy."