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Lones Bonus

That extra inch or two, (either in length or girth) that comes with being a Lones.

Megan married Spanky for that "Lones Bonus."

by #8765309 September 07, 2018


lone stone

the act of illegally smoking marijuana without any company present

Jimmie was so bored and depressed last weekend he had himself a lone stone...

by tuddrew December 07, 2013


Lonely Sandwich

Masturbating by putting your penis between the mattress and the box-spring.

"Oh like when you put it between the mattress and the box-spring? That's called the lonely sandwich" - You Look Nice Today: The Magic Number -

by terriakki chan July 12, 2010


Lone Warrior

An individual who makes sacrafices for a spiritual or moral reason. An idividual who is not selfish, greedy, or disrespectful. A survivor or hero in some eyes.

Person 1: Why is Chuck the way he is?

Person 2: After his divorce he became a Lone Warrior for his son.

by Free Warrior December 25, 2009


Lone Ranger

A person standing by themselves, or in their car individually, who is wearing a mask to avoid the Rona.

Who is that masked man?

The Lone Ranger.

by Foctor16 April 09, 2021


Lonely Nights

When you are alone at night cause you couldn't get laid and you use your tears as lubrication for masturbation.

I had a couple Lonely Nights last week, so now I gotta go to the store and get some Visine.

by Roy Berto February 26, 2012


lonely pirate

when a man ejaculates in his own eye; related to the angry pirate, in which a man ejaculates in his partner's eye after oral sex and proceeds to kick his partner in the shin, causing him/her to jump up and down with one eye closed.

"Last night, I hired a hooker and gave her an angry pirate!"

"Oh. Well, I was masturbating and ended up doing the lonely pirate."

"You're a pussy."

by Melissanthrope March 02, 2010