Luck of the Latex

The Luck of the Latex refers to the carrying of a condom not only to practice safe sex, but also because of the superstitious belief that it will increase your chances of having sex.

Guy 1: Man, I haven't been gettn' any action at all lately, any tips?

Guy 2: Pack some rubber son, and rely on the Luck Of The Latex.

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good luck

a phrase used to wish someone well in an endeavor

sometimes a pointless phrase if the task at hand does not even remotely involve or require luck.

good luck washing those dishes. i hope the knives don't fall on your foot and slice your toes off!

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beginners' luck

(Idiom) when someone new to the field outclasses the veterans, they will scornfully remark this.

<goatseman>That n00b is killing us off!

<veterankiller> beginners' luck, it'll wear off.

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my luck is your luck

I love you. If I ever win the lottery or inherit money, you'll get a gift or be asked if you need anything that can be bought with money. If you need help, and I can help you without leaving my polycule injured, I will help you.

My luck is your luck, they say to sister soul. Sister soul says: And mine yours.

good luck

Simple phrase used to catch out British spies or agents when masquerading as the enemy. When wished 'Good luck' in English by a foreign agent they find it literally impossible not to reply with 'Thanks old bean!' or something similar.

Most famously used in The Great Escape.

Hans Nazihausen: Halt! Sprechen sie Englisch?
John Smithson: Nein! Der English sind Schwein-poopen.
Hans: Haha, Ja. Good luck.
John: Thanks old bean!
Hans: AHA!
John: Oh bother.

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good luck

A sarcastic remark to a pointless endeavour.

"I want to move to Hollywood in attempt to marry a movie star!"

"Yeah? Good luck with that."

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Luck Box

Used to account for one's surprisingly good fortunes or previously unknown talents. A way to rationalize when something happens that far exceeds the known abilities of someone or something.

I thought going into the fantasy football draft this year that it would be a total crapshoot, but I was able to luck box a crenshaw team that is rock chalk to win the championship.

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