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Maia is amazingly smelly and likes poop and she eats her toenails and she wipes her butt with her hand and she is addicted to bad tic toys
Oh poop I would hate to be maia
Maia’s are not the best people. they’re toxic and cause so many problems. they always think they’re the best people, who look super gorgeous, but let’s be honest they’re pretty ugly and rude people. if your friend with a maia, they’re probably blonde, most are. anyways maia’s are sassy rude and toxic people so stay away from them.
person: “why does that girls face look like that?”
everyone else: “she thinks she had a resting bitch face, but she’s a maia so she doesn’t and just looks ugly”
People who are named Maia may look like a normal person but they are actually extreme Perfectionists, they will bully and steal stuff from none perfectionists. Because of them being so perfect they don't understand what its like to get anything lower than a A++, they will get questions right on tests even when the teachers don't know the answer themselves.
If you ever meet someone named Maia, get ready to be bullied and have your life ruined forever.
David - "Yo, Maia got a 100% on the History test yesterday".
Derek - "WTF! HOW! The teacher didn't even go over 4 of the questions that were on the test"
David - "she a perfectionist all right"
Don’t let the “i” in her name fool you, this girl is anything but unique. She’s a basic bitch. Maia's always need that one best friend, and that friend can’t get close with anyone else. Maia’s may make you feel special, but they will manipulate and drop you when they find someone better. They’re pretty, smart, and charming, but don’t get sucked in: they’re psycho.
Guy: bro have you met Maia yet? She’s super hot.
Guy 2: nah Maia’s are crazy, get out while you can.
A Maia is usually loyal, smart, and beautiful. A Maia is a great person to be with.
Btec spelling of maya, skettiest child you will ever meet. Guaranteed to smoke 20 a day and chills outside crack houses like its a personality trait.
Joe: "Did you see Maia today..."
Drew: "Not bein funneh wouldnt stand within a 20 mile radius of the slag"