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Giving your boss a blowjob, usually for personal pleasure and also to move up the ladder faster within the company
Person 1: I've been having a lot of morning meetings.
Person 2: Damn you're going to go from analyst to vice president in record time. I bet your jaw is sore.
To gather and settle a dispute between 2 or more parties
I Tell C He Tell Doug They Tell KT
We Proceed 2 Surround Em And Call Him Squirrel Meeting
Pick The Perfect Spot To Make Sure That The Girls See
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noun - Usually an occurance during a one night stand; the business meeting takes place when, upon entering the bedroom, both parties are nude at a strikingly fast rate and go immediately into sex. There is no foreplay. This is straight fucking. Also, one of the parties leaves immediately after as no one hangs around the conference room after a business meeting.
Yeah, I took Jan home from the bar last night. We go to her house and it was a straight business meeting. I don't even think we kissed. I was back at the club in an hour, and I think I lost a sock.
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when you meet somebody you think they perfect for you but they leave and you never see them ever
somebody: dude i had a daydream meet man i met that amazing girl...
me: she disappeared? calm down i had them DD shit so many times
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An annoying gathering of people for an hour or more once every pre-defined interval of time (ex: once a day). Once-A-Meetings could easily be circumvented by a simple phone call or e-mail but are instead used to validate a project managers position within the company.
I was unable to get any work done because I was in once-a-meetings all day.
The project manager complained about the five back-to-back once-a-meetings he had as if he wasn't responsible for them.
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Something you will never unstand unless you go to NDP. It is the reason people actually make up their gym classes in the winter and don't do winter sports. It is so much better than Maryvale's especially since they stole the idea, and of course NDP's is much more intense. It is the only thing school related that the girls will give up their friday AND saturday nights for.
Gym meet is the only thing that can include cheap costumes, amazing posters, 70 girls doing aerobics, ugly gym uniforms, bloomers and keds, white tape, stupid looking dances to songs without words, and more drama than the rest of the school year combined into two nights.
-I can't go out tonight, I have gym meet.
-What the hell is that?
-THE BEST F-ING THING EVER
-Whatever
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An exclusive meeting of the 4 members of the Council To go to a council meeting is a great honour as only the council members are invited. There are many encroachers who would kill to attend one.
"We need to have a council meeting"
"Yea absolutely
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