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Von Metric System- Ja, is more accurate ja...
"Damn teacher, whatz next.. the von metric system??"
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A lot. A shit-load of something.
I just bought a metric ass ton of crack from those cholos.
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Fred: Check it out! I had a party last night and now I have three full trash cans of beer cans to recycle!
Steve: Wow. That is a metric fuck-ton of aluminum cans.
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A shitload is alot, so a shit-ton must be alot more, no? And the metric, well, the metric system is just badass so I think thats self explanatory
When I started my car, it let out a metric shit-ton of smoke.
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a measurement made popular by yogscast sips. This metric measurement is approximately 609.420 kg. the unit of measurement is mainly used to describe one unit of dirt ( which is one metric shit ton).
Guy one: we have to haul this metric shit ton by tomorrow
Guy two: why don't you just call it a unit?
Guy one: because I can!
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The weight of the titanic or another object of similar mass. ie. 52,310 tons
Woah the titanic; weighed a metric shit ton.
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A Half Metric Dozen is defined as either 5 or 6 depending on the situation.
To Circle logic yourself into a hole.
A- I want a cigarette.
B- You just had one.
A- No I didn’t, I had half a cigarette before, put it out then had the second half just now.
B- So you just had a cigarette.
A- No I just had half a cigarette, and another half before… wait a second… I just metric dozened myself there didn’t I?
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