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Birmingham, Michigan is a very affluent suburb of Detroit. It has a beautiful, charming and expensive downtown area. Birmingham has very few dumpy houses, and is home to some of the most brilliant mansions, historical homes, Tudors, and other fancy houses next to Bloomfield, Hills, another wealthy city in Southern Michigan.
The majority of Birmingham's population is upper middle class to wealthy class. Popular jobs consist of lawyers, surgeons, doctors and corporate executives.
Birmingham has many upscale restaurants and swim clubs.
Birmingham is mostly Christian and Republican.
Many notable people were once residents of Birmingham.
Birmingham is a wonderful place to live, but frequently accused of being home to snooty people.
Oh my gawd, you live in Birmingham, Michigan??!! Which club do you belong to? Are your cleaning ladies Italian or Mexican? Is your Mercedes Benz the newest model? Which Juicy sweatsuit do you have? Is your husband a corporate executive or a surgeon? Are you a hockey mom? Where were you spring break? The South of France? Palm Beach, FL? Hilton Head Island, SC? Beverly Hills, CA?
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being owned beyond beleif
a poll being 99% or more one sided
being very stupid
incorret meaning/usage of the word floored
Yo Jimmy, you've just pulled a Michigan Warrior, how the fook was that guy floored??
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When anyone at the University of Michigan does any action that they think has something to do with the fact that they are a student at the University of Michigan.
Hayley: I studied AFTER I tailgated.
Hunter: Well, that's the Michigan Difference!
Jack: I got a 52/100 on my calc exam but it's a B-.
Claire: Well, that's the Michigan Difference!
Sarah: I hooked up with this guy at AEPi and it turned out to be my roommate's sister's best friend's cousin's camp hookup and now I'm blacklisted from ZBT.
Jacob: lol jewish geography that's the Michigan Difference!
Lauren: Has anyone seen my BLACK Canada Goose? I took somebody's dark blue one instead.
Justin: now THAT is the Michigan Difference.
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To give a person a typical swirlie, but instead of in a toilet, dunk them into a snow bank.
Just because it's Christmas doesn't mean you can run your mouth. If you don't shut up Uncle Matt and I will be giving you a Michigan Swirlie.
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Engineering school Located in Michigan's Upper Peninsula. Students with the brains of MIT students but because of a poor guy/girl ratio they kill off all the smart cells with massive amounts of alochol.
"yeah i went to michigan tech once, i cant remember what happened"
"Michigan Technological University, out drinking you since 1885"
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When the male chews gum 5 to 10 minutes before sex. The male then spits out the gum wraping it around the penis and proceeding to use it as a condoms. (Works for gay sex too!)
Person 1.: My pubes are so sticky
Person 2: whys that
Person 1: I let a stripper michigan condom me
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The massive out migration of Michigan residents due to the poor state of the Michigan economy and lack of available work.
"I just graduated from college and I can't find work anywhere."
"Yeah I know. I'll be joining the Michigan exodus real soon myself."
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