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Deepest pit in hell, a place where despair and agony dont just describe your energy bar, but describe your life. Joy is granted to seldom, but you come out a stronger human being.
1959đź‘Ť 503đź‘Ž
The easiest sign language. Telling everyone it’s pointed at, to go fuck off and fuck themselves.
*raises middle finger* Here’s your gift!
90đź‘Ť 15đź‘Ž
When a group of big dudes surrounds a small girl and grind on her. A birthday celebration tradition common in Cleveland.
It is that girl's birthday, lets give her some Cleveland in the middle.
All I want for my birthday is some Cleveland in the Middle
21đź‘Ť 2đź‘Ž
The best sitcom ever! A show both me AND my 6-year-old daughter can relate to, as it portrays the everyday funniness of REAL AMERICANS partaking in REAL LIFE.
"I could watch reruns of 'Malcolm' forever,it's so cool!"
635đź‘Ť 165đź‘Ž
Worst 2/3/4 years of one's life.Almost all the 7th graders have already lost their virginity,and the ones who didn't are being made fun of.It's a huge hellhole where all your friends leave you for the popular kids,and you find yourself standing alone in a corner with chewing gum in your hair.
1)The GIRLS
A typical 7th/8th grade middle school girl has already had at least 4 boyfriends,whom she claimed to be in love with.They all think they are mature and that they know everything about love and life.Boy,they are so wrong.The popular girls deal with ridiculous drama everyday.They always get into fights over boys.They kill you if they see you wearing the same skirt they wore two days ago,even though all of them wear the exact same style of clothing.Speaking of clothing,a middle school girl is often seen wearing VERY short skirts,slutty tops,stuffed bras and high heels.
2)The BOYS
From the innocent little boys who used to play with cars and dinosaurs,they now play with girls' boobs,smack girls on the ass,smoke crack,dress all 'gangsta' and 3/4 of their vocabulary consists of the terms 'a**,f***,sh**,n*gga'
3)The TEACHERS
Ooh,the teachers.In seventh grade,when puberty hits hard and all the drama begins,and so you don't have any more time to study,they get really mad at you for not getting the same results you got in 5th and 6th grade.
Elementary school kid:Yay!I'm going to middle school next year!I can't wait!I'll be all grown up and stuff!
Middle schooler:Riiiiiight.Try and tell me the same thing when you'll be my age
High schooler:Wait 'till you get to high school.
25đź‘Ť 4đź‘Ž
An awful prison that can only be run by Satan himself. Young, aspiring 6th (or 5th) graders who have much to offer the world are transformed into overconfident (or self hating) dumpsters filled to the brim with every type of depression imaginable. They almost immediately start crapping on others just to try to alleviate the onslaught of homework they have to go to war with every night, even though they know it won’t do anything. None of the teachers despite being over 3 times older than you can comprehend the fact that you have a life outside of school that may not be compatible with the 5 hours of homework you now have.
The middle school you go to attempts to hide the fact that everyone hates every second they are on school grounds with new “exciting” freedoms that you quickly figure out are completely overblown. If you have an older sibling then you prepare for middle school by not talking to anyone at all, and unfortunately you still get bullied. The kids who are the oldest of their siblings or an only child are chewed up spit out, stomped on, ripped apart until they are completely inside out, and casted to the garbage dump of unfair social hierarchy.
Now that you have a phone, your friends constantly text you about how they hate middle school, and if you don’t respond within 5 minutes, they call you and tell you how much of an ass you are for not tending to their needs through digital text.
Synonyms: depression box, and deepest darkest pit of hottest and firey hell.
Middle school, more like SHIT.
Hell
The place where innocent children go to die. They lose most of their elementary school friends, and usually don’t get new ones. Most think they are now mature, even though they are definitely not, and become self-righteous. The girls (most) love gossip and drama, and turn into retarded and rude individuals. The boys learn to cuss, and think they are super cool when they do. The boys also become major pervs. When you come out of your last year of elementary school, you think that middle school will be awesome and just a step higher academically, but you were wrong, middle school sucks, and they give you WAY to much homework for your poor childish self. The teachers don’t care, and the lunches are sad. The boys begin to think they are awesome in 8th grade when they get taller than the girls. There are the cliques, and the fakes. The fakes are the ones that wear Birkenstock’s, crop tops, and ripped jeans.
Highschool is is only slightly better.
Luke: “I can’t wait to get out of middle school”
You: “I know high school will be sooo much better”