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muffin

1 Another word for a chick's pussy.

2 I word I use (in a funny ass way!) for "jizz", "nut", "cum", etc.

3 A food. Look like a fat mushroom made of bread. Tastes better, but not smoked too well. lol.

1 Person 1: MMM! I'd like to "butter" that muffin!
Person 2: Hell yeah! I love to get in her fuckin hot muffin!

2 "Damn dude! You muffined all over my face! Why you gotta go crazy like that when you muffin!?" lol

3 Person 1: I made some muffins last night.
Person 2: What kind?
Person 1: Frist batch was Blueberry, the second was banana-nut!
Person 2: Yum!

by ..::juggalette::ettelagguj::.. February 25, 2005

14๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


muffin

When a humongous obese and disgusting girl thinks she is the hottest babe in the world and wears tight pants and small shirts making her belly pop out and look like a muffin top from a side view.
Also used as a way to insult a fat girl who thinks shes hot and getting away with it.

1. When a humongous obese and disgusting girl thinks she is the hottest babe in the world and wears tight pants and small shirts making her belly pop out and look like a muffin top from a side view.
2. Also used as a way to insult a fat girl who thinks shes hot and getting away with it.

by benbaggg May 13, 2008

11๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


muffin

1. A Realy cool person.
2. A person who has 2 much time.
3. A sweet, kind person.
4. Something to eat.

Hey that muffin rocks!
That muffin should get a boy friend!
I love that muffin shes so nuce!
Mmmmm I like muffins

by Sam July 20, 2004

11๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muffin

1. (noun) A delicious pastry, often containing fruit and sometimes nuts or chocolate

2. (noun) A sickening pet name used for one's significant other, falling under the same category as cupcake and sugarplum.

3. (verb) To squish out of the top of something; to resemble an edible muffin.

1. I LIKE MUFFINS.

2. Whoosh my wittle bitty muffin pastwy? YOU are! YOU are!

3. These jeans are too tight; my fat muffins out the top.

by Almight God of Muffins January 19, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


muffin

Gorgeous litte kiddy

Oh you are such a little muffin, i think i might hug you!

by Leah May 29, 2003

12๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muffining

The act of eating your girls muffin until you almost cum and stick a muffin in her and then use a mixer one her vag and then after make her call you a baker

He muffining so hard last night that Donald trump came to check on them

by Robloxian penis October 2, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muffin

(Noun) A female with a very vanilla sense of values. Her looks, her morals, everything about her is blah... When someone calls a female a "Muffin" they are referring to the type of muffin you would pick up at the local Dollar General. The kind that comes in a container and all you need to do is add water, shake it up and pour into the tin... Get the idea yet?. Very plain with no flavor.. Do yourself a favor and say NO to muffins

If a female isn't good enough to be called "Cupcake".. They are a muffin!

by Your Favorite Villain April 9, 2018

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