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i got a left, middle and right one
Do you have ass cheeks? yes they are my ass cheeks haha
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BIG BLACK NIGGAS IN MY ASS
Person 1:Do you want to go get some chicken?
Person 2:Nope, there's NIGGAS IN MY ASS.
A more refined and elegant way of saying “eat my ass”. Used by the elite class, members of the upper crust and Hollywood and rumor has it, the royal families of several prominent countries.
Geeves my good man. Have you seen Lady Rose? It’s time for her to masticate my ass.
Masticate my ass. It’s Britney bitch.
It was a long ride back to the estate after a glorious weekend in the Hampton’s so I had the chauffeur pull off at the rest stop and masticate my ass in the back of the Rolls.
Lying to me.
Man, that salesguy was packing my ass when he said that used Chevy had a new engine.
When bronies parents find out they fuck ponies
Brony: MOM IM SORRY ITS A VIRUS FOR PONIES
Mom: PONIES MY ASS. IM GETTIN THE BELT
Brony: NOOOOOOO PLEAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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When a person with a greaseball, bowl lookin haircut who gets peanut butter licked off his balls gets beat up by a sixie and then thinks he can call him his bitch
Nick: Hold my pocket bitch!
Tim: Bitch my ass, fack you!
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What you say when you want an Asian man to fuck your ass.
Hey Dong, will you rice my ass?
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