to hotbox one's vehicle, such as scooby and shaggy did in the show "Scooby Doo". Doo being short for doobies of course and the fact that whenever they leave the mystery machine, smoke seems to emit from it. scooby snacks of course referring to the munchies, along with the two feet tall sandwiches they always ate.
"Pat what is up bro?"
"I just mystery machined it before i got here, so im feelin pretty satisfactory."
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A variation on the stranger. The action of having a partner sit on thier hand until it falls asleep, then proceeding to whack you off, as so neither of you are sure of where the pleasure is coming from.
Guy 1: My girlfriend gave me a Mysterious Stranger last night.
Guy 2: How was that?
Guy 1: Man, I didn't know if I was comin' or goin'.
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Like a drunken blind-date, it is the act of banging somone at a party while you are both legless, and having no memeory of who the actul person was the morning after. You do, however, have evidence (condom wrappers, lipstick etc). Its never happened to me, personally.
You know how was off his face from crownies at Simmo's rave last night? Well, apparently he woke up after a mystery meet with only two throbbing heads and a ear-ring to go on.
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Plastics, cutters, and other agents used to cheaply increase the volume of the cannabis product known as hashish
That english shit's full of mystery meat, buy from holland if you really want the good shit
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Building A Mystery is one of the best songs ever. It was written/performed by Sarah McLachlan an extremely talented Canadian singer and songwriter. Building A Mystery is one of Sarah's greatest hits. The song is not a teeny bopper whiny punk song but a mystical darkly pop song.
You come out at night|That's when the energy comes|And the dark side's light|And the vampires roam.... (Lyrics from Building A Mystery
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the act of sitting on ones hand until the hand goes numb and then proceeding to jack off.
Sam: You know whats really exhilirating?
Jay: No, what?
Sam: I tried giving myself a mystery man last night and-
Jay: Stop Talking...
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what you get from the kebab shop - whoever saw a round lamb leg three feet long? WAKE UP PEOPLE!
after 20 beers or so we all went to uncle salaams for a feed of mystery meat
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